I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:51 pm

I reckon Ben Affleck could do the foreword. Failing Ben, I suggest Tom Cruise. Then all the Scientologists will buy it.

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:55 pm

your_face wrote:I reckon Ben Affleck could do the foreword. Failing Ben, I suggest Chef from South Park. Then all the Scientologists and kids who like South Park will buy it.

an excellent Idea....

and you should get Zach to write your "about the author".

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:56 pm

I suppose ruo and twobuy can fight. The winner gets to choose whether to number each page by hand, or do the blurb on the back of the book.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:57 pm

you can't let an american do the forward for a book about some frog. you need a real english person to do it... like hugh grant or benny hill. Or, on a more serious note I suggest Doug Naylor

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:00 pm

your_face wrote:I suppose ruo and twobuy can fight. blah blah blah

you suppose right, of course the rest of your post seems to be nonsensical

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:26 pm

ruotwocone wrote:book about some frog.

Silly Ruo, I'm a limey not a frog. I live with the taffs.

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:33 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:book about some frog.
Silly Ruo, I'm a limey not a frog. I live with the taffs.

yes yes we realise that you're english.

however the pressing issue is thus:

are you a chav?

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:34 pm

i was more going with the trying to offend you by calling you a frog. so sure, ruin my fun you lousy crepe eating croissant

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:36 pm

epoch wrote:are you a chav?

I shudder at the thought. He can't be, he has nice spelling and grammar.

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:37 pm

it is unlikely, however I know personally a chav who has excellent spelling and grammar and yet, when you see him face to face he is so chav-like you just want to punch him*

* in the penis.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:50 pm

epoch wrote:it is unlikely

So, I'm pleased to inform you I'm about as un-chav as you could probably imagine. And I'm not just pleased to say that for the continued well-being of my genitals, either.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:37 pm

I dont know what a "Chav" is but I probably dont like 'em.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:41 pm

Joy. Education time.

A chav is the lowest form of humanoid possible. Lower than goblins and trolls.

Visit HERE for further education. I believe they are the British variety of the American Redneck.

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:59 pm

not rednecks...they are the english version of those white kids you see who dress all hip-hop and speak in ebonics

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:02 pm

I meant the equivalent.
They're everywhere, they're stupid, nobody likes them and incest is rife.