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Postby hawhaw1267 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:43 pm

Hey there people. My God, Steven told me to try and recieve new members for our organization... People Agianst Midget Assholes (PAMA).

In this organization we go around and beat up and kill midgets and we then use their corpses and we sacrifice the midget corpse to Steven. Then Steven rapes 8 of our members then we go to Seattle and we drink beers and not share them with TwoBuy...even if he does join, he can't have any beers. :P

So...anyone wanna join and kill some midgets?
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Postby GreenCrayon » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:47 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:So...anyone wanna join and kill some midgets?


Gods, no. That's just not funny.
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Postby hawhaw1267 » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:49 pm

Sure it is! It's always funny when they are midgets :D
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Postby Jesster » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:02 pm

Killing midgets isn't funny. If they were infant midgets, then yeah, I'd laugh. But otherwise, you just haven't got the laugh.
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Postby Simon. » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:53 pm

It's a serious matter. I have a very close friend who is a midget, and I wouldn't appreciate you killing him.

Of course by 'close friend' I mean 'guy down the street'. And by 'midget', I mean 'not a midget'. But damnit, stop picking!
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Postby tucker » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:12 pm

you know i'm in... hell, my dad is[/i] steven. if i didn't join he'd send me off to military school or hire a hit man to take my scalp
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Postby Society » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:06 pm

I saw a special on dwarves yesterday, and now i feel bad for them. Hell, I feel bad for average height people, I'm almost 6'6.
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Postby tucker » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:12 pm

well you know what society!!! i hope that your stupid and not just an ass because this whole thread was about MIDGETS not your precious little dwarves


Society wrote:OOOOOH!!! look at me! i'm society and i love dwarves and try to shove it in everyone's face because i'm an ass!! OOOOOH!**


you make me SICK!!!



**quote not actually written by society, i'm just trying to maintain my assy-ness
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Postby TwoBuy » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:32 pm

tucker wrote:well you know what society!!! i hope that your stupid and not just an ass because this whole thread was about MIDGETS not your precious little dwarves


Society wrote:OOOOOH!!! look at me! i'm society and i love dwarves and try to shove it in everyone's face because i'm an ass!! OOOOOH!**


you make me SICK!!!



**quote not actually written by society, i'm just trying to maintain my assy-ness


Wow, first a hawhaw quality post and now tucker! My world is flipping. though I believe you left out:

Society wrote:<Beaker from teh Muppets voice>Mememe I'm six and a half feet tall Mememe. I feel bad for people who fit comfortably in cars and planes and can blend in with a crowd when the mob is after them. Mememe.</Beaker>
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Postby ruotwocone » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:04 pm

I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss. They almost always major in something like business or marketing or some other fake cheater major to try and impress their other useless tall friends. Plus tall people just aren't as delicious as shorter, freerange people.
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Postby tucker » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:06 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
Society wrote:<Beaker from teh Muppets voice>Mememe I'm six and a half feet tall Mememe. I feel bad for people who fit comfortably in cars and planes and can blend in with a crowd when the mob is after them. Mememe.</Beaker>



that was as funny as the time i shoved HawHaw down an elevator shaft from the 32 floor of the empire state building. i laughed so hard a nearly hacked up a lung

Ahhhh memories
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Postby GreenCrayon » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:28 pm

ruotwocone wrote:I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss.


B... brother?

Is this a frank admission of having a reason to vote for TwoBuy but not Jes... er, me?
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Postby TwoBuy » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:33 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss.


B... brother?

Is this a frank admission of having a reason to vote for TwoBuy but not Jes... er, me?


I believe there was already mention of this brother thing.
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Postby GreenCrayon » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:40 pm

TwoBuy wrote:I believe there was already mention of this brother thing.


That was serious? :shock: Image Image
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Postby TwoBuy » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:45 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:That was serious? :shock: Image Image


I'll see if I can find a picture. But yes, I convinced my identical twin brother to join the forum.
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