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PAMA Registration

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:43 pm
by hawhaw1267
Hey there people. My God, Steven told me to try and recieve new members for our organization... People Agianst Midget Assholes (PAMA).

In this organization we go around and beat up and kill midgets and we then use their corpses and we sacrifice the midget corpse to Steven. Then Steven rapes 8 of our members then we go to Seattle and we drink beers and not share them with TwoBuy...even if he does join, he can't have any beers. :P

So...anyone wanna join and kill some midgets?

Re: PAMA Registration

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:47 pm
by GreenCrayon
hawhaw1267 wrote:So...anyone wanna join and kill some midgets?
Gods, no. That's just not funny.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:49 pm
by hawhaw1267
Sure it is! It's always funny when they are midgets :D

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:02 pm
by Jesster
Killing midgets isn't funny. If they were infant midgets, then yeah, I'd laugh. But otherwise, you just haven't got the laugh.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:53 pm
by Simon.
It's a serious matter. I have a very close friend who is a midget, and I wouldn't appreciate you killing him.

Of course by 'close friend' I mean 'guy down the street'. And by 'midget', I mean 'not a midget'. But damnit, stop picking!

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:12 pm
by tucker
you know i'm in... hell, my dad is[/i] steven. if i didn't join he'd send me off to military school or hire a hit man to take my scalp

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:06 pm
by Society
I saw a special on dwarves yesterday, and now i feel bad for them. Hell, I feel bad for average height people, I'm almost 6'6.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:12 pm
by tucker
well you know what society!!! i hope that your stupid and not just an ass because this whole thread was about MIDGETS not your precious little dwarves

Society wrote:OOOOOH!!! look at me! i'm society and i love dwarves and try to shove it in everyone's face because i'm an ass!! OOOOOH!**
you make me SICK!!!



**quote not actually written by society, i'm just trying to maintain my assy-ness

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:32 pm
by TwoBuy
tucker wrote:well you know what society!!! i hope that your stupid and not just an ass because this whole thread was about MIDGETS not your precious little dwarves

Society wrote:OOOOOH!!! look at me! i'm society and i love dwarves and try to shove it in everyone's face because i'm an ass!! OOOOOH!**
you make me SICK!!!



**quote not actually written by society, i'm just trying to maintain my assy-ness
Wow, first a hawhaw quality post and now tucker! My world is flipping. though I believe you left out:
Society wrote:<Beaker from teh Muppets voice>Mememe I'm six and a half feet tall Mememe. I feel bad for people who fit comfortably in cars and planes and can blend in with a crowd when the mob is after them. Mememe.</Beaker>

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:04 pm
by ruotwocone
I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss. They almost always major in something like business or marketing or some other fake cheater major to try and impress their other useless tall friends. Plus tall people just aren't as delicious as shorter, freerange people.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:06 pm
by tucker
TwoBuy wrote:
Society wrote:<Beaker from teh Muppets voice>Mememe I'm six and a half feet tall Mememe. I feel bad for people who fit comfortably in cars and planes and can blend in with a crowd when the mob is after them. Mememe.</Beaker>

that was as funny as the time i shoved HawHaw down an elevator shaft from the 32 floor of the empire state building. i laughed so hard a nearly hacked up a lung

Ahhhh memories

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:28 pm
by GreenCrayon
ruotwocone wrote:I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss.
B... brother?

Is this a frank admission of having a reason to vote for TwoBuy but not Jes... er, me?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:33 pm
by TwoBuy
GreenCrayon wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one... tall people are mostly uselss.
B... brother?

Is this a frank admission of having a reason to vote for TwoBuy but not Jes... er, me?
I believe there was already mention of this brother thing.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:40 pm
by GreenCrayon
TwoBuy wrote:I believe there was already mention of this brother thing.
That was serious? :shock: Image Image

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:45 pm
by TwoBuy
GreenCrayon wrote:That was serious? :shock: Image Image
I'll see if I can find a picture. But yes, I convinced my identical twin brother to join the forum.