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Man, I'm sure glad I was the one who started that wordfilter!
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Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!

She was a classy lady, but that was a decade ago, now she's more um.. stiff.
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I just wanted to write and inform Ed that i read the battle rules, not the following posts but the rules at least. I hope you're happy with yourself.
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I think I might use a different method of drawing for each round. A different program or something.

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mountainmage wrote:Rule 4: If you are new to the forums and wish to join the battle, please introduce yourself here so we can get to know you better.
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Or math... or science... didn't do too well in social studies... I got a 92% in gym!
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Phys. Ed was my worst class in grade 9 (78%, same as French, which may have been a bad omen), and I was the second-strongest person in that class (the strongest failed because he was an idiot).

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They actually give you C's in gym? Where I come from, it's just pass/fail. High school tales from Rainbow: they arrested two more people at mynextyearhighschool for having sex with students. It's not even a big school! Also, there is a notorious teacher that has sex with all the legal girls and remains there.
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At my school, some undercover cops requested to search someone's bag (without explaining that they were cops) and the guy beat them up and then had to switch schools. It was really awesome. There was a lot less getting arrested at my school but there was an extensive drug and firearms trade.

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Rainbow wrote:Or math... or science... didn't do too well in social studies... I got a 92% in gym!
Didn't you mentioned you are home schooled? So what, gym class is walking over to the tv rather than using the remote?
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wolf wrote:
Rainbow wrote:Or math... or science... didn't do too well in social studies... I got a 92% in gym!
Didn't you mentioned you are home schooled? So what, gym class is walking over to the tv rather than using the remote?
This is the first and only year I've been/will be home schooled. And later posts suggest that my gym has been pass/fail.
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At my school someone might have pushed someone over once. It was highly controversial.
Rainbow wrote:Or math... or science... didn't do too well in social studies... I got a 92% in gym!
Hmm now that I'm thinking about it I never had a strong suit. If they gave a mark for it I would have gotten 92% for skipping school. I was awesome at that.
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Pushing someone wasn't even really an offense at my school. The hallways were usually too crowded to get through so I always pushed people out of the way for standing in my way; eventually, it became known that the quickest way to get to class was to walk right behind me, because I had basically no patience for the stupid kids that wouldn't move, and by the end of high school most people would just get out of my way. I think once or twice someone complained, but only when they thought that I couldn't hear.

I think the only good thing about high school was being a jackass of legendary proportions. No where else will they let you do that.

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In my Weight Training class (It was either that or P.E.; obvious choice in my opinion) the grade was based on whether you dressed in uniform and actually worked out. I think I dressed out for the first few weeks, and after that never did again until towards the end of the semester when he was getting on our cases. Anyways, I got an A. In my school (when I was there) you were allowed to exempt three classes' midterms/finals if you got as least a B in it both quarters. Since I had an A in weight training, I figured there was no point in exempting the exam since no matter how bad I did, even if I got literally a 0%, I'd still end up with a C. Obviously I planned on doing my best, but all the kids who didn't exempt it (who had A's) begged him and he just let us all go home. I thought he was a nice guy. Later I found out he was beating up kids, including one who called him gay.
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Nice story, but the word 'he' just came out of nowhere there and I don't really know who you were talking about. Also, holy sheesh do we have a lot of contestants. I probably will have to pull out at a later date because we'll still be going when I have to leave the country next month.
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