SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

[LordRetard]

Are you sure that's it? Did you see the end? 'Cause it's very important.

[Kimra]

Well okay, I have to die stupidly as well, and take people out with me (hopefully everyone I like besides one slightly minor character). I think I can manage that.

[AHMETxRock]

Eh, Macbeth was a bit more appealing to me, death wise.

[Kimra]

Well if I got to pick who I was born as, I certainly wouldn't have picked Hamlet. Maybe I would have gone with... err... one of those non-tragic princes Shakespeare wrote about (because there are so many).

[Thomas Aquinas]

My favorite deaths were that of Tybalt and Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet... not because they deserved to die, but because they both died so elegantly. Mercutio even managed to die with a quip on his lips.

[AHMETxRock]

I'm gonna die with a bitch on my hips.

[Thomas Aquinas]

Easy: specify in your will that your entire fortune will go to the last woman you slept with.

[LordRetard]

Easy: specify in your will that your entire fortune will go to the last woman you slept with.

This seems like a brilliant plan, with the exception that I have no money at all.

"Hey ladies... I made $50 at work today... Once I go part-time that's going to be regular."

[AHMETxRock]

Once I go part-time that's going to be regular."

That's more than those whores can say about their menstral cycles.

[LordRetard]

Let's just hope that doesn't coincide with my week off, or else my life will be in danger.

[Phoenix]

huh.... I'm drawing a blank, despite going over Wolf's old posts... for some reason I can't think of anything to make fun of her for in comic form

In any case, I've got one more day to try to make fun of her, so we'll see what happens.

Curse you, creativity, why must you abandon me now!

[ruotwocone]

huh.... I'm drawing a blank, despite going over Wolf's old posts... for some reason I can't think of anything to make fun of her for in comic form

In any case, I've got one more day to try to make fun of her, so we'll see what happens.

Curse you, creativity, why must you abandon me now!

you could always go with what i took her down with 3 years ago. it basically still applies

[Asherian]

huh.... I'm drawing a blank, despite going over Wolf's old posts... for some reason I can't think of anything to make fun of her for in comic form

In any case, I've got one more day to try to make fun of her, so we'll see what happens.

Curse you, creativity, why must you abandon me now!

you could always go with what i took her down with 3 years ago. it basically still applies

That could apply to any woman in the forum other then me right now though!

[Lethal Interjection]

That could apply to any woman in the forum other then me right now though!

I was going to respond to this, but then I saw the grammatical error and figured there was no need. Wonderful.

My favorite deaths were that of Tybalt and Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet... not because they deserved to die, but because they both died so elegantly. Mercutio even managed to die with a quip on his lips.

Mercutio has always been my favourite Shakespearean character. I love his lines and I love his character. And I even rather like how Luhrman portrayed him in Romeo + Juliet.

[wolf]

huh.... I'm drawing a blank, despite going over Wolf's old posts... for some reason I can't think of anything to make fun of her for in comic form

In any case, I've got one more day to try to make fun of her, so we'll see what happens.

Curse you, creativity, why must you abandon me now!

I'll help you out.
I'm Canadian, lesbian, stereotypical buzzed hair cut lesbian, I use to play WoW, I like travians, I'm a member of this forum, I often disappear from the forum for months at time only to come back, pickle factory, dated a vegan, Maîtresse in the forum rpg, I was in a forum RPG, I'm called wolf not Wolf. Extra points if you can work that into a single panel comic à la SMBC.