SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

[Edminster]

This competition has no mercy towards the kind. Let w1ndy be ground beneath the wheels of Juggernaut's Carriage, for only hatred can flourish in this realm.

[w1ndy]

The ground beneath the wheels, seems like a great place to hang out. I wouldn't want any mercy. I want the same punishment you give every little boy.

Perhaps I'll write a short novel on such a place between the ground and the Juggernaut. The space where hatred is depicted as a soiled journey through the vast depths of space. Illustrations that boggle the mind will represent the genocide of an entire cybernetic reptilian race searching for life beyond our realm. Oddly enough far across the cosmos beyond dimensions yet understood the tribulations of a dwarf orphan alien emerge as his family is trapped in a zero stack compression chamber. The dwarfs cries echo in time and the cybernetic lizard that has been digitally altered to re-compile code written by Mark Hammond starts to intercept the messages, which in turn create a spiraling massive worm hole and the universe starts to spin and invert. They suddenly are united, yet the two bodies are merged, and they share one consciousness, but in the body of Nina Dobrev. The epic tail of two lost souls and their fight for an identity beings, I give you the vampire diaries.

[FengharTheNord]

Baaah, all I know about this guy I'm going up against is that he's an engineer

:I

BAAAAH!

HUMBUG!

And such!

Dang newbs withcho uppahand!

[Sahan]

Your advantage is that you've (hopefully) won a few more hearts during your time here and know a few more inside jokes.

[mountainmage]

I'm going to give you all a moment to think about it, before I spoon feed you the answer. Because of the whole irony part.

Yes Ahmet, we all know you got a bye. Whoop-de-doo. There's 5 other rounds you have to win, just so you know.

[FengharTheNord]

Your advantage is that you've (hopefully) won a few more hearts during your time here and know a few more inside jokes.

I DON'T EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND THE TUCKER'S MOM JOKES D:

AND PEOPLE CALL ME FENG-WHORE

;-;

I guess this means I'm gonna have to go train under some waterfalls now.

[mountainmage]

Tucker's this guy you see. He was kinda annoying, and no one really liked him that much, but we all tolerated him because he was funny in a sad way. Then, someone made a yo momma thread, whereupon Tucker's fat, easy mom was made fun of. And the rest is history.

[hawhaw1267]

Tucker was the old Ahmet...only slightly more respected.

[AHMETxRock]

MM, the bracket uploaded violated the image requirements of the forum battle upload rules. You guys resized it, but that was irony.
Also, I get less chances to show how much better I am than all of you. I'm not cheering.

[Cirtur]

I've read your comic, you'll need that bye.

[smiley_cow]

Baaah, all I know about this guy I'm going up against is that he's an engineer

:I

BAAAAH!

HUMBUG!

And such!

Dang newbs withcho uppahand!

He's also from Saskatchewan. You can make fun of that, we do often here in Manitoba (because the pot likes calling the kettle black I suppose). Here's the Wikiality page to get you started.

[Edminster]

MM, the bracket uploaded violated the image requirements of the forum battle upload rules. You guys resized it, but that was irony.
Also, I get less chances to show how much better I am than all of you. I'm not cheering.

Actually, the posted bracket never violated the image size rules. It had three incarnations, though. It went from tiny (I didn't bother checking the dimensions) to slightly larger (533x800) to Maximum Recommended (800x1200).

[mountainmage]

So in the end, there was no irony. Why am I not surprised in the least?

[Edminster]

Because we're dealing with Ahmet?

[AHMETxRock]

Because Mods are infalliable, so implicating irony is in itself ironic?

Also, screw everyone here that doesn't want to be screwed.