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Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:48 am
by mountainmage
Or if you prefer standard notation: 8:00 p.m. EDT.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:29 am
by Kimra
Asherian wrote:Congratz on making my brain hurt! How do you have a set of a martial art? I'm assuming you mean knives/sticks designed for it, it just.. it hurt so much to read that sentence. Big fan of archaic weaponry myself. What style/poundage of bow do you use?
Ah the martial arts is called Eskrima, but so are the wooden sticks used to hit people a lot. As for poundage of the bow... 60pounds maybe? I don't know, I'm not very professional about it, just like to shoot things. (or miss them as is the case with me but I'm ready for the Zombie apocalypse)

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:31 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
I recommend against missing the zombies.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:34 am
by Kimra
Always said if the zombies do come I'm gonna get me a shot gun - way easier to decapitate then.*

*for cultural reference shot gun's are really hard to get in Australia.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:35 am
by LordRetard
That's so weird, in Canadia they're just about the easiest thing to get.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:51 am
by Kimra
So when the zombies do come the Canadians are all set? Good for you.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:54 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
I've never seen any research on the matter, but I can't imagine zombies would do well in deep snow.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:06 am
by Kimra
Well you still have to defend in summer right? There's not so much snow in summer is there?*

*knows nothing about the geography of Canadia

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:08 am
by LordRetard
Well I haven't done the research but Canadian DNA might be similar enough to a human's to carry the zombie virus. Their skill at adapting to the Wastes of Canadia makes them dangerous not only in our own snow fields, but across the globe.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:41 am
by Sevans
Plus our epic igloo-building skillz help us fend off zombie attacks. What's the strongest geometrical object? That's right. A sphere. And what's an Igloo? Half a sphere. So an igloo is the half most strongest object. Made out of solid water. With only one entry point. That zombies have to crawl into. So we can chop their heads off as they come in. And then burn the heads in our little campstoves. That way the heads don't eat us. We don't eat the heads. Eww. That's gross. Seriously. We eat seal blubber. How do we get to the seals when the zombies are swarming us? Easy. We dig down below the ice and with our super resistance to cold (+3) we dive under the ice and hunt seals. Not zombie-seals though. We canadians avoid zombie-seals. Anyways, when we've found a non-zombie-seal, we take it by the mucklucks and smack it around a bit 'till it knows who's boss. Then we carve out the brains and throw them to the zombies, so the zombies will leave us alone. Then we go back to our igloo, and eat seal blubber. Not to keep warm. Just because we're manly.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:59 am
by Kimra
You just made my headache worse Sevans. I refuse to read the smallest text in that post, the little stuff was bad enough.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:17 am
by Sevans
Kimra wrote:You just made my headache worse Sevans.
Glad I could help!
Kimra wrote:I refuse to read the smallest text in that post, the little stuff was bad enough.
Yea, that's why copy+paste+notepad=rox.

Plus, part of the attempted joke was a trailing off rant. So there. And now I've made your headache even worse.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:31 am
by LordRetard
Quoting is actually the easiest, if you don't mind the font tags.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:28 am
by Kimra
I'm far to lazy for anything so sophistimacated.

Re: SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:35 am
by mountainmage
Sevans wrote:What's the strongest geometrical object?
I thought the strongest geometric shape is the triangle.