SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

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I thought it was an arch. (ergo an igloo would count)
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I don't think an arch is a geometric shape.
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Can I get some sort of bonus points because my battle is still locked and ed hasn't drawn a stand-in?
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So, when are we finishing voting? Monday?

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mountainmage wrote:I don't think an arch is a geometric shape.
Okay you might be right. I know nothing about geometry or math or any of those things that require the use of a brain. I can however tell peoples fortune with unerringly inaccurate skill.
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Tell me my fortune. I'll scan my hand if need be. I ask of you this because I don't believe in this stuff at all.
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Sorcery, I say!
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He doesn't believe it because he has trapped souls in bottles that he carries with him always to stop amateur sooth sayers from spotting them.
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You shall be a moderator of a webcomic based forum. There will be amusement and tears. You shall then get married to a hamster (named Hamster), fall man-pregant* with it's unholy pups and give birth through your urethral canal (fortunatly hamsters are pretty small, but mixed with presumably human genes they can be much larger). After a bitter fight with Hamster, who doubts the parentage of your young, you will be left alone to raise all ten of your newborn abominations (hereto known as A1, A2, etc). Many things will happen of interest over the intervening year before they reach full maturity. Then with the power of a forum of crazed 'people' to back you and your brood you shall begin to take over the world. Your first step will be presidency of England, followed swiftly by Emperor of Antarctica. Then the world will hit be a giant Dinosaur (who are not extinct but in fact much like space-whales but in Dinosaur form and everyone will die.

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I did not read that in the Lexicon. Pray tell me, does this happen on Earth-12?
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AHMETxRock wrote:I did not read that in the Lexicon. Pray tell me, does this happen on Earth-12?
Man, you keep assuming that the Lexicon is complete! We're nowhere near done, man.
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It appears I will have to become acquainted with the lexicon. Dear lords, I'm having enough trouble reading up on Ahmet's history, maybe the lexicon is light reading in comparison?
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Edminster wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:I did not read that in the Lexicon. Pray tell me, does this happen on Earth-12?
Man, you keep assuming that the Lexicon is complete! We're nowhere near done, man.
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