SMBC Forumbattle Bracket: Round 1!

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Kimra wrote:No time to read any of this today! But I will... I will indeed. *ominous music*

Tomorrow fail or pass it shall all be decided and then I may live in peace to peruse the forum's of my life (this one) at my leisure.

*major edit*
Oh that last post was about me. Umm... 10 things about me in a nutshell:

1. I don't like being in a nut shell.
2. I have an unhealthy obsession with manga, and a collection of figurines to go with it.
3. I struggle to think of more than two points about myself in any one sitting (maybe I have dementia?)
4. My house has no running water (hot or cold), or heaters, and it's winter. So I'm complaining.
5. My house does, however, have a abnormal number of computers... maybe I can turn them all on at once, and sit in a room with them for shared warmth?
At this I was getting a sneaking suspiscion that you were someone I knew, but then you said Buffy. Also:
Kimra wrote:8. I'm a University. Don't let it deceive you, that tells you nothing about my age.
I think you're sorted Ashe, universities are easy pickings.

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Sahan wrote:
Kimra wrote:8. I'm a University. Don't let it deceive you, that tells you nothing about my age.
I think you're sorted Ashe, universities are easy pickings.
You know I was just thinking that.
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Just for clarification. I'm not 'a' University. I'm 'at' University. But if I was a university, I'd be a pretty crappy one, judging from my academic record. :P
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There you go! You can make fun of how lousy a student he is!

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LordRetard wrote:There you go! You can make fun of how lousy a student he is!
Would you believe I'm an English Major as well?
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I just submitted my entry. *Crosses Fingers*

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Who am I against again?

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Kimra wrote:Oh that last post was about me. Umm... 10 things about me in a nutshell:
She's obviously lying to try and fool you, Asherian. Best to assume that everything she's told you so far is false. But with that in mind, I think we can safely deduce who it really is: Shakespeare's Hamlet.
The evidence is overwhelming. Let's look at what she's told us, in reverse chronological order.
Kimra wrote:Would you believe I'm an English Major as well?
What other identity would Hamlet take?
Kimra wrote:10. I'm bored about writing about myself and I must AWAY.
Two things to note: "I must away." Who says this? Shakespeare characters.
Also, Hamlet never gets tired of going on about himself. He's like the Prince of Denmark and Also Long-Winded Soliloquies. (See also point 3.)
2. I have an unhealthy obsession with manga, and a collection of figurines to go with it.
3. I struggle to think of more than two points about myself in any one sitting (maybe I have dementia?)
4. My house has no running water (hot or cold), or heaters, and it's winter. So I'm complaining.
5. My house does, however, have a abnormal number of computers... maybe I can turn them all on at once, and sit in a room with them for shared warmth?
6. I like: Buffy, Chocolate, Batman, the West Wing, Crappy Movies, bad 80's movies (Big Trouble in Little China rocks!) and the new Star Wars movies (because without them how could I have Darth and Droids http://www.darthsanddroids.net?
7. I will remember cool things that I actually really like after hitting the 'submit' button, and then forget about the 'edit' button or... you know... decide I really should finish my overdue assignments for this semester.
8. I'm a University. Don't let it deceive you, that tells you nothing about my age (I submit that I'm somewhere between the age of 18 and 800).
9. I like Milo (and perhaps have given away my country of origin with that one). When I make Milo I fill half the glass up with milk and the other half with the choco-like-substance (Milo).
These don't help to narrow it down very much, but note that none of them are true of Hamlet.

Finally,
Kimra wrote:1. I don't like being in a nut shell.
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
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Okay, so in the rules, do you mean the very beginning of friday, or the very end of friday?
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It's due by thursday 11:59, but goes up on friday.
Ed told me this when I asked.
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AHMETxRock wrote:It's due by thursday 11:59, but goes up on friday.
Ed told me this when I asked.
Nooooooooooooooooooo

Darn.

I was hoping to have a bit more time. Ah well, I'll probably have it done.
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Kimra wrote:Would you believe I'm an English Major as well?
Not really, Oldrac makes a pretty convincing case...

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Oldrac has also convinced me. This is troubling and also rather awkward. I don't know how to be a prince.
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Honestly, if you've read or seen Hamlet, then it's pretty clear that he didn't, either.

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Well no sure he did... he didn't think about anyone else, killed lots of people and went crazy.

What do ya know? I do know how to be a prince!
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