Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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smiley_cow's battle:
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LordRetard's battle:
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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It's a close one, but I vote for smiley cow.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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I vote Smiley, as well.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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Best cow sitting on someone picture ever. Sorry LordRetard but you got squished.

I vote for smiley_cow.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

Post by AHMETxRock »

Nice technique! Definately voting for the heffer.

Oh wait, I don't want to be ambiguous. I'm voting for dah cow.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

Post by ruotwocone »

oh man! LR's is all-time! got my vote for shizz

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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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I'm going with Smily cow on this one, great use of avatar humour!
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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Goddamnit! I never thought that my amazing avatar would be my downfall! DAMN YOU, CHINA!

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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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I'm gonna go with smiley_cow on this one.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

Post by ruotwocone »

i just do not see it. LR's was the only comic to actually make me laugh and smiley's seemed like a glorified poop joke. ah well. not everyone can have a fine sophisticated humor as myself.

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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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I appreciate it, man, but I may as well resign myself to winning the lower bracket and hoping that she's taken out by then. It's like fucking rock-paper-scissors ya know.

HOWEVER, in spite of all this, I will flagrantly disobey all of the rules of good sportsmanship, common decency and sound logic by voting for myself*! BAM.

*Will rescind this if a bunch of people jump out of no where and vote for me, but it's okay because that seems highly improbable. Also, what does "rescind" mean?

EDIT: What, really? What bizarre timing.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

Post by Rainbow »

I'm going with L to the R because Smiley Cow really is a cow/Ron Jeremy.
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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Ooh. Tough call!
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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I vote smiley_cow
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Re: Round 1: smiley_cow vs. LordRetard

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l-SHIZZLE TO Retardoshizzle.

Because it made fun of someone as opposed to a bad thing happening to them.

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