LordRetard v. Rooso

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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smiley_cow wrote:I'm going to vote for LR because it amuses me that he depicted himself wearing a helmet.
I was wondering why no one asked about that yet.
Phoenix wrote:Fair enough. Memory of a Mosquito would be a bit much... possibly too much for one such as yourself! :P
Possibly too much for your mother.

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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Rooso, he gave LR a nifty parking break.

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LordRetard wrote:
smiley_cow wrote:I'm going to vote for LR because it amuses me that he depicted himself wearing a helmet.
I was wondering why no one asked about that yet.
Phoenix wrote:Fair enough. Memory of a Mosquito would be a bit much... possibly too much for one such as yourself! :P
Possibly too much for your mother.
I thought you hated alliteration? I'm confused.... :D

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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I suppose if I did a joke about Rooso cramming that scythe up his ass sideways you'd all be congratulating me!
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LordRetard wrote:Possibly too much for your mother.
I thought you hated alliteration? I'm confused.... :D
"Memory of a Mosquito" has an obvious rhythm; 3-3-2. The way I read my line there'd be a pause after "much", less than a comma but more than trudging forth. I'd hardly count it as alliteration because it doesn't have the right rhythm to make it flow.

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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Rooso, because having to explain a joke doesn't do it for me. Also, jokes about things in bums are always good for a cheap laugh.

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It wouldn't have to have been explained if you were not a foolish mortal!

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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Is your parking break on? Cause it may be time for a ride.

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Snarky00 wrote:Is your parking break on? Cause it may be time for a ride.
To be perfectly honest with you, I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say.

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It's okay retardo, we understand.

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Thanks, that's all I really wanted.

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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I'll try not being a foolish mortal next time around, so that I can understand all the subtle nuances of some guys amateur submission to a forum battle on a forum with about a dozen regular members!

If it's any consolation, I do think you look cute in your little helmet.

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mypoorbrain wrote:I'll try not being a foolish mortal next time around, so that I can understand all the subtle nuances of some guys amateur submission to a forum battle on a forum with about a dozen regular members!

If it's any consolation, I do think you look cute in your little helmet.
I don't appreciate the attitude, but you sure do know how to flatter a guy. :oops: :wink:

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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It's the ol' carrot and stick routine. You'll be doing my bidding before you know it!

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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Are you propositioning me?

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Re: LordRetard v. Rooso

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Only if I can be on top.

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