Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Neglected Shoe's battle:
Neglected Shoe's avalantbattle.jpg
Avalant's battle:
Avalant's shoebattle.png
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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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I don't get the last part of the joke, but, I still am going to vote Avalant.

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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While Shoe's has a gentle truth, Avalant's is somewhat funnier.

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Neglected Shoe. Great punchline!
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astasia wrote:I don't get the last part of the joke.
He musters up his courage and talks to her, but it turns out she is a crazy.

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Cirtur wrote:
astasia wrote:I don't get the last part of the joke.
He musters up his courage and talks to her, but it turns out she is a crazy.
It's true...

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Neglected shoe - I can't resist a shirtless man winking.

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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One more for neglected shoe.
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/gives back man card

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Avalant.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Neglected Shoe's was both funnier and better appealed to my nerdiness with a graph.

Graph humor >> awkward man humor.
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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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I think if Avalant had drawn wacky facial expressions on the stick figures, that might have won me over. I'm going to vote Shoe though, because like Zach, I too enjoy graph humor.
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I'm with Shoe. Graph/math humour always wins out.
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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Neglected Shoe!
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Re: Round 3: Neglected Shoe vs. Avalant

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Shoe, though I also think Avalant could have won with some quality facial expressions.
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