Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Astasia's battle:
Astasia's crabbattle.jpg
Oldrac the Chitinous' battle:
oldrac's astasiabattle.jpg
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I am torn between breasts and the comforting way Oldrac drew his. I will need more convincing either way I think.

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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Oldrac for the viagra spambot.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Vote for Oldrac because breasts don't impress me.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I.....I can't vote against boobs. Astasia

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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Neglected Shoe wrote:Oldrac for the viagra spambot.
Kimra wrote:Vote for Oldrac because breasts don't impress me.
Alright, now, once smiley cow votes, the heterosexual female demographic will be done with, and boobs shall triumph! (Although, you think other heterosexual women would support how life-saving and miraculous breasts are, but, you know, maybe they're those self-hating women types.)
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I vote for Oldrac for the spambots.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I am torn. Perhaps I should see how great these breasts are...
I honestly don't know. Both were funny. I'll think about it.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Don't get me wrong, I love me some titties, but I'm voting Oldrac.

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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I'm also very torn. Both were funny, but Oldrac went the extra mile I think. He used an old avatar of mine to represent me (even though Ed was the one who made Astasia a mod!), and the spam robots were quite funny.

Vote for Oldrac. (This is probably why I'm never going to get laid. I'm voting against boobs.)

Sweet boobs, by the way.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I'm voting for Oldrac, cause I can't support someone else using the boob/pinup model to win.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I'm voting Oldrac, but Astasia, yours was awesome too.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Oldrac's spambots seal the deal with antifreeze. Voting Oldrac.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I vote for Astasia's miracle mounds.
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Re: Round 3: Astasia vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Fools!
I vote for Astasia and her wonderful boobs. (They are delicious, by the way)

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