Movies That Will Probably Never Be Made

Avalant · Post by **Avalant** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:14 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man does and sells heroin
Title: Heroin
Not funny, someone actually might try to make this movie.
They have. It is called Requiem for a Dream. Or, to a lesser extent, Trainspotting.

And they've already made Rainbow's movie about cocaine, it's called Blow.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:30 pm

Or, to a lesser extent, Scarface.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:21 pm

Plot: Girl loves a guy who loves himself who loves her.
Title: Fight Clu.. oh wait, nevermind.

Plot: Man gets up and drinks coffee, eats some waffles
Title: Waffles- the silent killer

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:30 pm

Plot: Man working the early shift at a General Mills factory on the weekend suddenly has an epiphany. He goes on to write comedy and becomes hugely successful.
Title: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:50 pm

Fangy, I would have had it be a woman who does drugs.
That way Heroine would have a symbolic meaning in women's rights.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:36 pm

Plot: Compatible man and woman fall in love and do not cheat on one another or encounter any adversity in their relationship, except this one time the guy leaves the toilet seat up and the girl is pretty okay with it.
Title: Trouble in Paradise

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:40 am

Rainbow wrote:Plot: Compatible man and woman fall in love and do not cheat on one another or encounter any adversity in their relationship, except this one time the guy leaves the toilet seat up and the girl is pretty okay with it.
Title: Trouble in Paradise

I think I've seen this movie. It was boring.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:16 am

Plot: An internet debate, that doesn't devolve into ad hominem or isn't Godwin lawed.
Title: (I actually can't think of one, but the story is way too different from reality anyways. People wouldn't be able to relate at all, so let's leave it at that.)

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:28 am

Plot: We go through a seemingly random string of people, places, and things in a high-paced manner and with epic music.
Title: 250 degrees of separation.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:13 am

Plot: Ahmet succeeds in his interet crusade to woo the heart of a certain midget.
Title: Ahmet and littleninja make a porno.

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:16 am

mountainmage wrote:Plot: We go through a seemingly random string of people, places, and things in a high-paced manner and with epic music.
Title: Forumtasia.

Fix'd

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:18 am

Edminster wrote:
mountainmage wrote:Plot: We go through a seemingly random string of people, places, and things in a high-paced manner and with epic music.
Title: Forumtasia.
Fix'd

Luv'd

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:46 am

Plot: Shit is so scary, there's like rats and snakes and shit in here!
Title: THE SHED

It just seemed the natural course of events.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:51 am

True but I demand partial credit, as does Kimra, I'm sure.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:53 am

Megapoints all 'round!

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