Is this nurse knocked up
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- HARDKORE
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up
He is right. Those of us who are members of the occult and the strange and the weird do see things differently. Who cares about breast when they are swinging a knife at you. You start looking at them and your dead
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Wow, breasts that swing knives‽ I gotta get that videogame!
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up
It's called "What's the point of Breasts?" And the answer is, it is a knife that cuts you.
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I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.
That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.
That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.
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How was Eid ul-Fitr, by the way?
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That's a good life-skill. Being able to defend yourself against a knife-wielding woman with a lot of cleavage, that is. I can't tell you how many trips to the hospital such a skill would have avoided me.HARDKORE wrote:I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.
That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.
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This negates my one true power. I always hoped the cleavage god had blessed me with ultimate enemy distraction and now I find out it did not.Lethal Interjection wrote:That's a good life-skill. Being able to defend yourself against a knife-wielding woman with a lot of cleavage, that is. I can't tell you how many trips to the hospital such a skill would have avoided me.HARDKORE wrote:I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.
That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.
I guess I'll just have to learn to stab faster.
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Well, it is just Hardkore. Has he even seen a real female? You know, other than Tucker's mom?
Plus is able to defend himself with his +4 HTML links skill.
Plus is able to defend himself with his +4 HTML links skill.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up
Does she hold the knife in her cleavage? That's a pretty cool skill. I wouldn't know how to defend myself.
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Especially since your response to seeing a female, attacking or not, is to feel them up.LordRetard wrote:Does she hold the knife in her cleavage? That's a pretty cool skill. I wouldn't know how to defend myself.
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It's an unfortunate reflex that I have to live with. And so far it has not held up in a court of law, either.
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In your defence, it was a female judge, and it wasn't a recognized way to "voice" an objection.LordRetard wrote:It's an unfortunate reflex that I have to live with. And so far it has not held up in a court of law, either.
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I was convicted by an all-female jury! If it had been my peers they'd probably have found me not guilty. Or at least they would've voiced their own objections to the judge.
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AHMETxRock wrote:I am the father.
Wow. I would not have imagined anyone touching one of the nurses in SH!
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