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Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:14 am
by Cirtur
AHMETxRock wrote:Actually he had metal plates in his body, so he kinda did.
I meant before he got knifed, he should have had protection.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:05 pm
by LordRetard
You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".

I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:20 pm
by Edminster
LordRetard wrote:Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
Unless of course Batman's around.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:28 pm
by Lethal Interjection
LordRetard wrote:You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".

I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
Not that I care a lick about Daredevil, but it is a bit more than that. Enhanced hearing which produces a different sort of 'sight' that might be a little more than what we can see normally (like that guy hidden behind those boxes over there). Also, I guess Daredevil would have 360 vision? I mean the stuff to the rear wouldn't be as clear because of the way our ears work, but still.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:42 pm
by LordRetard
Edminster wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
Unless of course Batman's around.
That was really long.
Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".

I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
Not that I care a lick about Daredevil, but it is a bit more than that. Enhanced hearing which produces a different sort of 'sight' that might be a little more than what we can see normally (like that guy hidden behind those boxes over there). Also, I guess Daredevil would have 360 vision? I mean the stuff to the rear wouldn't be as clear because of the way our ears work, but still.
I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:48 pm
by Cirtur
Fucking loooong gif.
LordRetard wrote:I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.
Like the andalians? I don't know what they're called, but the centaur things from Animorphs.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:50 pm
by Edminster
Cirtur wrote:Fucking loooong gif.
LordRetard wrote:I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.
Like the andalians? I don't know what they're called, but the centaur things from Animorphs.
Andalites! Why do I remember that but not any of my birthdays?

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:08 pm
by Cirtur
Because animorphs are cool.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:11 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Daredevil has the power of Sonar! He's super effective against dolphins and submarines. Or, like, if there were a bat-themed superhero or something.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:12 pm
by Cirtur
A bat-themed superhero?

Who would buy that

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:18 pm
by AHMETxRock
What the fuck. I totally mentioned Animorphs as something I read when I was younger and no one said anything about it. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!
Seriously guys, this is not cool at all.

Anyways, I'd think of Daredevil the same as I thought of Tiresias. Hera took away his sight, so Zeus gave him the power to see the future. Daredevil trained against his handicap to be just as capable a fighter as Batman or something, although Batman is still cooler. HOW DOES BATMAN HIT THAT GUY BEHIND HIM IN THE FACE WITHOUT LOOKING?

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:23 pm
by Cirtur
Mirrors? Or he's got a good memory.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:26 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
He just punches behind himself every once in a while, but they don't show it when there's nobody back there.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:33 pm
by Apocalyptus
I would pay to go to the cinema to see Batman punching behind himself when nobody's there.

Re: Kick Ass

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:12 pm
by smiley_cow
AHMETxRock wrote:What the fuck. I totally mentioned Animorphs as something I read when I was younger and no one said anything about it. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!
Seriously guys, this is not cool at all.
What are you talking about, people totally said things about it. Even I said things about it.