Into the Wild

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Re: Into the Wild

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:16 pm

I promise to legalize crack, and to repeal the ban on urine drinking imposed by some states. You have a right to drink your own urine if you wish! It is sterile, and some people really get their kicks out of it! Don't ask me how people can tell. I'll also lift the up the butt laws. We are the U.S.A! (United Saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal forum goers of Awesome) Do not get on the bandwagon, kick everyone off and sell it at a nearby town at your next convenience.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby ruotwocone » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:38 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:I promise to legalize crack, and to repeal the ban on urine drinking imposed by some states. You have a right to drink your own urine if you wish! It is sterile, and some people really get their kicks out of it! Don't ask me how people can tell. I'll also lift the up the butt laws. We are the U.S.A! (United Saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal forum goers of Awesome) Do not get on the bandwagon, kick everyone off and sell it at a nearby town at your next convenience.

I'm pretty sure most of us aren't black. maybe you should change your campaign to instead just legalize coke... or for the hillbilly whites around here - meth.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:06 pm

legalize meth? are you crazy! I hope you join an independant party, mister.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:00 am

Actually legalizing meth would really weed out the trashy low-income areas of town.
Because everyone would cook their own and blow up their neighbourhoods.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby Sahan » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:47 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:Actually legalizing meth would really weed out the trashy low-income areas of town.
Because everyone would cook their own and blow up their neighbourhoods.

Haha. Weed.

Plus I'm kinda black. The non-crack consuming type but I think I would like some respect here. Go with the original idea.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby mountainmage » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:01 pm

Kinda black like Bryant Gumbel? Kinda black like Colin Powell? I need some clarification here.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby Sahan » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:37 am

Kinda black in the fact that I have dark skin, and use the line "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" (But only as a joke). That's about it.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby Edminster » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:12 am

So you're as black as I am Mexican, then. Jawesome.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:55 am

I HATE that line. I've heard so many people say that, for little reason at all. They use it in class, whenever someone snubs them, or something just doesn't go as they planned.

I know that racism runs rampant in the ignorant masses. But I have to say, if you're that dumb, then you should be denied, even if it's for bad reasons. If I decide not to hire you because you're black, then you run around yelling quotes from Jerry Springer and Judge Judy reruns, I don't think it's a crime.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby ruotwocone » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:26 am

AHMETxRock wrote:I HATE that line. I've heard so many people say that, for little reason at all. They use it in class, whenever someone snubs them, or something just doesn't go as they planned.

I know that racism runs rampant in the ignorant masses. But I have to say, if you're that dumb, then you should be denied, even if it's for bad reasons. If I decide not to hire you because you're black, then you run around yelling quotes from Jerry Springer and Judge Judy reruns, I don't think it's a crime.

eh? what line are you talking about?
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby Edminster » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:29 am

Sahan wrote:"It's because I'm black, isn't it?"

That line. For me, it's about as annoying as rants about not being a terrorist. In the real world, I can understand the anger. This is the internets, though. Getting indignant about things like that is nonsensical.
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Re: Into the Wild

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:27 pm

Teh berries will KILL YOUUUU!!!
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