Resident Evil 5

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Then how about the one where I basically make a joke about the zombie virus being Sadam's WMD's?
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Nah, that wouldn't work. Maybe you should just quit digging yourself into an ever expanding hole.
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Sigh... That's what she said...

There really are no more cliche's I can throw on you. I mean at. Haha. Isn't it hilarious when people misspeak? or misspell? Or mispell?
Or even MiiSpell?
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You really just referenced the Wii.

And when I thought I couldn't think any less of you.
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Brawl was the only reason I bought it.
And downloading the old N64 titles makes it pretty worth while. Who needs decent graphics when I only want to play games from ten years ago?

Screw you and your horse.
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How was Brawl? It seems like a poor economic choice for that one game.

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Constant playing, although the wireless ability, which should have been the wii's bejeweled crown, is laggy and just dissappointing. The most anticipated Nintendo game, which is a multiplayer fighting game, and the ability to versus one another is severly hindered.

But it will be worth it for a while. I can wait until an ACTUAL GAME comes out in a year or two, and the replay is seemingly infinite if the game hooks you initially, which it has.
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So, I beat RE5. The ending is altogether a disappointment; the bosses are tedious and what must've been the final firefight of the game was too difficult unless you decide to stand in a corner and happen to have a lot of ammo. Also, the plot is kind of silly, what with the final boss falling into a volcano (what volcano?! We were on a boat!) to defeat him. So the main game was kind of a flop and full of these kinds of disappointment but Mercenaries never stops being fun, so that's cool.

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Yes i stopped playing this 2 months ago. I was able to buy all the guns and fully upgraded them. There is nothing left to do. Lone it out to my cousins i guess.
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You got to fist that thing. Fist it good. After you fist it 5 or 6 times it falls into the lava and your partner uses it to jump on.
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HARDKORE wrote:You got to fist that thing. Fist it good. After you fist it 5 or 6 times it falls into the lava and your partner uses it to jump on.
Unfortunately, the evolutionary changes she underwent due the hostile environment(her own body) she has been living on for so many years, Tucker's mom doesn't actually die when she falls into the lava. She lives to starve Africa another day.
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HARDKORE wrote:You got to fist that thing. Fist it good. After you fist it 5 or 6 times it falls into the lava and your partner uses it to jump on.
HARDKORE that was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Thank you.
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I tried to think of something witty to say about it, but I think that post speaks for itself.
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