Link's Sword

HARDKORE · Post by **HARDKORE** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:42 pm

I know the photo quality is bad. The sword is 30 inches. That means i have a 30 inch sword. That is real steel. I need to polish it. Its kinda dull now.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:46 pm

HARDKORE wrote:I know the photo quality is bad. The sword is 30 inches. That means i have a 30 inch sword. That is real steel. I need to polish it. Its kinda dull now.

Please excuse my twisted mind, but that evokes so many bad mental images. Especially the polishing part.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:02 pm

That isn't Link's sword. You know how I know? Because he's fictional. True story.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:26 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:That isn't Link's sword. You know how I know? Because he's fictional. True story.

No! You lie!

I cannot bring myself to buy a sword that looks so cartoony. That being said I'd kill your mother to have a decent replica of Cloud's Buster or Squall's Gun Blade. (Side note. A replica sword from Bleach can shatter a dining room chair in one swing. And get your room mate's girlfriend mad at you)

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:01 pm

Ah, that's soooo much better.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:18 am

Bah, it's only semi-decent. Check out youtube for some footage of a sword a guy paid 3g's to have forged. It is a real blade, not some fake sharpened metal you can sneak into cons.
I'm a nintendo freak, btw.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:33 am

I own the shittiest cavalry sabre replica that money can buy. It's so unbalanced you can't even swing it.

I really don't see why one would drop $3000 on a replica of a make-belief sword, unless you're heavy into cosplay and your parents are rich and spoil you (I assume cosplayers cannot hold steady jobs).

Oldrac the Chitinous · Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:36 am

Maybe this dude actually intends to slay Ganondorf.

Edit: (That's what you do, right? I've never actually played any of the Zelda gamespleasedon'thitme.)

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:42 am

Maybe he is a well-to-do nerd (they exist, and I have proof, because I'm friends with one), who just wants some figurative viagra for his e-peen. Or maybe he just really likes The Legend of Zelda.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:24 am

It's a cool concept for a sword. A sword with the power to banish evil. Plain and simple.

You're SUPPOSED to slay ganondorf. Now they invented a gay fairy that's all emo. I wanted power and my master wouldn't listen to me, so I took evil power and attempted to take over the world, plus completely changed my outward appearance.
Good job Anakin.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:39 am

So the guy sticks a "30 centimer long" phallic shaped object in your sight, says that it's "real steel" asserts that he needs to "polish it" and that "it's dull now" and you are all talking about how imaginary the character supposedly wielding it is?

What is wrong with the world!?!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:44 am

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT CHEEZ WIZ I POLISH MY 30 INCH SWORD ALL NIGHT.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:45 am

LordRetard wrote:Yeah...that's right Cheezy goodness...I polish my 30 inch sword alllllllllllll night.

Fix'd.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:48 am

That was an extended metaphor if there ever was one.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:52 am

cheez.wiz wrote:That was an extended metaphor if there ever was one.

MY metaphor's extended RIGHT NOW.

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