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I'm not sure what the last picture has to do with Legolas and Gimli.
It would've been more appropriate to say Sam and Frodo in that one, as Mr. Smith proposed an alternate ending to LOTR that included "Sam bricking in Frodo's mouth" in Evening Harder.

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I think it might be from the book?

I don't know I haven't read it.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
I'm not sure what the last picture has to do with Legolas and Gimli.
Awe, but their so cute in that last picture. It's all cuddles.

Also, I saw the last movie (Return of the King) in my little hick country town that I live in. And the only time the audience made any noise was in the scene when Frodo is over to... err whereever the elves are going to on boats (I forget today), and Sam and Frodo spend a lot of time looking at each other smiling. The audience snickered and chuckled in that 'we are red necks and anything that might be gay must be mocked' sort of way. I have never been more proud of this town.
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Those guys must hate watching the football. Why do they have to keep touching each other's butts so often?
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I don't understand why the same guys can be so excited about MMA and football and all of their other gay sports and yet are extremely offended by people who are openly homosexual. It's strange.

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LordRetard wrote:I don't understand why the same guys can be so excited about MMA and football and all of their other gay sports and yet are extremely offended by people who are openly homosexual. It's strange.
Nah. In their heads touching another guys butt is totally okay. I guess it helps them reconcile with themselves in some way.
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It's to stimulate the other person through shock, not for sexual arousal.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:It's to stimulate the other person through shock, not for sexual arousal.
What a flimsy excuse!
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mountainmage wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:It's to stimulate the other person through shock, not for sexual arousal.
What a flimsy excuse!
But one he will cling to for many years to come. A new reason for his 'abstinence' his just not interested.
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Kimra wrote:
mountainmage wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:
What a firm bum!
It's one he will cling to for many years to come. A new reason for his 'abstinence' he's just not interested.
Spoiler Alert:The spoiler doesn't work when you change font colour.
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Sahan wrote:Spoiler Alert:The spoiler doesn't work when I'm being a pedant.
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Hey, this white on black is pretty nifty, eh?
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Woah guys. It's like the Matrix or something.

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Myf knowledgeu hasc increasedk bye plusr ones. :D
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Kimra wrote:Myf knowledgeu hasc increasedk bye plusr ones. :D
That's not very nice. :x
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