Movies That Will Probably Never Be Made

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:36 pm

Clearly you're right.

I shall compose a soup! It shall be comprised mainly of my words, and it will be DELICIOUS!

Post by **Edminster** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:45 pm

Plot: Man makes soup out of words, is delicious
Title: Talk Soup

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:45 pm

Plot: a man makes a movie about making a movie about making an infinite recursive chain of movies.
Title: Epic Movie

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:21 am

hey I want royalties for that one, ed!

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:19 am

He'll just put "Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended."

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:30 pm

Any resemblance to existing persons is COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL PLEASE SUE US YOU'LL LOSE AND WE NEED THE PUBLICITY.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:28 pm

Plot: Protagonist falls in love, doesn't get the girl/boy and doesn't learn a valuable life lesson.
Title: IRL

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:29 pm

Plot: Some tight motherfucka parties it down with his hos.
Title: A BET original production...

smiley_cow · Post by **smiley_cow** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:08 pm

Plot: Guy meets girl, guy and girl fall in love, some sort of misunderstanding happens, girl doesn't think guy really loves her, guy goes to prove his love to girl, girl doesn't take him back.
Title: Just once a romantic comedy should get its own damn plot.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:11 pm

The whole beauty of romantic comedy is that the ending is predetermined. It is the journey that shows us who the characters are.

smiley_cow · Post by **smiley_cow** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:14 pm

Yes, but it's always the same journey. I'm not annoyed that they end up together in the end so much as they always go through the same steps to get there.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:20 pm

Well perhaps the solution is changing the journey. And not just switching the genders. Actual changes.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:43 pm

Cirtur wrote:The whole beauty of romantic comedy is that the ending is predetermined.

The real beauty of romantic comedy is that it takes little to think one up, and saps will continue lapping it up.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:56 pm

There's a way to beat it, though; never pay money for anything.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:49 am

Plot: Members of an internet forum express their distaste for the redundancy and predictability of romantic comedies.
Title: Love At First Sight

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