Is this nurse knocked up

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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:01 am

freako104 wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:I am the father.





:shock: Wow. I would not have imagined anyone touching one of the nurses in SH!


Then you don't know our "sad and lonely" Ahmet.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby LordRetard » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:02 am

Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:23 am

LordRetard wrote:Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.


That's how he gets around it.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:15 am

Just scrolling through the Softer World archives (and updates I've missed) and thought this was appropriate.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:15 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.


That's how he gets around it.


That's right, it's not rape if they're already dead.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby HARDKORE » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:44 am

I would just like to say this. Its not mine. Not the father.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:55 am

But maybe you're just saying that to get out of child support. I propose a DNA test of the ghost-baby.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby LordRetard » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:58 am

I don't think you know what a ghost is.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:00 am

Ghosts have DNA. It's just spoooooky DNA.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:05 am

LordRetard wrote:I don't think you know what a ghost is.


I don't think your MUM knows what a ghost is!

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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby HARDKORE » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:31 am

Its not a ghost. Its a nurse.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby LordRetard » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:33 am

HARDKORE wrote:Its not a ghost. Its a nurse.

I don't think these options are mutually exclusive. Well, maybe they are, what the hell do I know.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Cirtur » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:33 am

Nurse DNA and Ghost DNA are incompatible.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby LordRetard » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:39 am

So what you're saying is that that the father can't possibly be a ghost.
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Re: Is this nurse knocked up

Postby Cirtur » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:53 am

Well that rules out your sense of what is appropriate.
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