Is this nurse knocked up

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freako104 wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:I am the father.



:shock: Wow. I would not have imagined anyone touching one of the nurses in SH!
Then you don't know our "sad and lonely" Ahmet.

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Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.

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LordRetard wrote:Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.
That's how he gets around it.

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Just scrolling through the Softer World archives (and updates I've missed) and thought this was appropriate.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Technically he's still sad and lonely, because they're ghosts.
That's how he gets around it.
That's right, it's not rape if they're already dead.
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I would just like to say this. Its not mine. Not the father.
William Osler wrote: "We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life."

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But maybe you're just saying that to get out of child support. I propose a DNA test of the ghost-baby.
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I don't think you know what a ghost is.

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Ghosts have DNA. It's just spoooooky DNA.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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LordRetard wrote:I don't think you know what a ghost is.
I don't think your MUM knows what a ghost is!

Zing!
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Its not a ghost. Its a nurse.
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HARDKORE wrote:Its not a ghost. Its a nurse.
I don't think these options are mutually exclusive. Well, maybe they are, what the hell do I know.

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Nurse DNA and Ghost DNA are incompatible.

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So what you're saying is that that the father can't possibly be a ghost.

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Well that rules out your sense of what is appropriate.

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