What are you watching right now?

[LordRetard]

Well we have shorter legs, which gives it more force but less leverage for attaining height. Also, we are missing the critical muscles for jumping.

[Apocalyptus]

But we do have the right ones for swimming.
Take THAT, everyone else!

[Cirtur]

Things white people are also good at:

- Cycling
- Sailing
- Basically any sport in which you need expensive equipment Africans can't afford.
- Racism.

[LordRetard]

It's because we are really good with knots (which Africans cannot afford).

[Cirtur]

LR, contrary to popular belief, the most expensive item on a boat is the flag, which have to be paid to the highest quality by only racists artisans.

[AHMETxRock]

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
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[Apocalyptus]

I don't know why I love this so much.

[Sahan]

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

Please. No. I have had enough of that.

[Edminster]

[Edminster]

So it turns out Netflix has obtained the rights to stream a whole bunch of old Fox shows like The X Files and Arrested Development.

Goodbye, productivity.

[LordRetard]

Huh...

[Edminster]

[LordRetard]

Hahah I have two stories:

1. A good friend almost always drove high. As he said it, "you can't get in an accident if you're only doing 5 mph." To his credit, he was actually pretty good at this, and definitely didn't drive nearly as fast as when he was sober (which was terrifying).
2. Another friend once took shrooms with a bunch of people and got into a car. The driver sat down and said, "I can't drive. I just can't do it." Then they sat in his parked car for a couple of hours.

[AHMETxRock]

REQUESTS! REQUESTS!

An article on cracked.com featured a video of a mother and a baby. It was about how just staring at the girl and not reacting to her makes the baby freak out. I really want to find the article/video. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, let me know.

[Apocalyptus]

It is this video from this article, yes?