Top 10 Resident Evil good guys

[LordRetard]

They're fun games, I'm just frustrated by the totally ridiculous plot. Also RE5 was totally anti-progress.

[Cirtur]

Never played 'em, seems like a lot of fuss over nothing.

I wouldn't call myself a gamer, just someone who can play games alright.

[LordRetard]

I play video games in my spare time, man.

[Cirtur]

Ohhhhhh is that how it is?

Well maybe I like games because they're enjoyable.

[Apocalyptus]

well maybe I like games because they distract my from my hopeless liiiiiiiiiiiife.

I just have to find a game that sometimes includes porn and I'll never have to leave the house again until I'm eventually found by the police, half-eaten by a pack of wild dogs.

O WAIT I do have a Second Life account now, so no need to worry.

[LordRetard]

Oh, see? that's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face.

[Apocalyptus]

Hahaha, you mean that naked news station? I don't have pay tv but I saw it at someone's house once. Didn't stop laughing for a week.

[LordRetard]

Nah it's a joke from Seinfeld, and they're talking about softcore cable porn.

[Cirtur]

O WAIT I do have a Second Life account now, so no need to worry.

THAT'S NOT A GAME

Sorry, it's just that the media in my country went mental over Second Life. They thought eventually all world events would happen there.

Turns out, no.

[Apocalyptus]

Oh I know - we had to watch videos on it in Sociology, and there was this serious documentary on it on TV the other night.
Was a bit creeped out.

[Cirtur]

It's just people raping each other!

[Apocalyptus]

If only it was just people raping each other... you're so naive, Cirtur.

[Cirtur]

Oh my, I did some searching and apparently you can chat!

I...I didn't know.

[Apocalyptus]

Yes, chatting is definitely more disturbing than innocently browsing through animations for sale and being confronted with the fact that, for example there is an actual market for menstruation animations, and that someone has spent time and effort to cater to this market.

[HARDKORE]

you need some more evil in your life then. a nice dose of evil is good for you.