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Re: Editors

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Do your parents have fire, HARDKORE? I mean the choice is obvious.

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The fire isn't real! It represents um



complicated linguistic symbols!

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Re: Editors

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Drat! You've seen through my complicated literary allusion to fire!!

It doesn't matter though. By the Law of the Retard, HARDKORE belongs to me now. The Bus to Canadia will be waiting for him any minute now.

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You clearly underestimate the influence of the Honorable Rugby Stumpleface.
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I really need to meet this Hardkore dude.

Somone set us up on a blind date.
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Re: Editors

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Don't say that. Anything that increases his chances of contributing to the gene pool should not happen.

p.s. I have definitely heard of the Editors - they are fairly good, but not my favourite band or anything. My deep-voiced singer needs are already met by Interpol and Joy Division.
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Merrick wrote:I really need to meet this Hardkore dude.

Somone set us up on a blind date.
Can you speak Greek?

I heard tell that he's looking for that in a relationship.

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Merrick wrote:I really need to meet this Hardkore dude.
Yeah, someone needs to alert HARDKORE to the existence of this thread, methinks. This whole discussion in general seems relevant to him, somehow.
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He only posts in completely irrelevant or nonsensical threads. Oh snap!
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I'm glad I ventured into this section, just because of this.
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Merrick approves.

And is actually posting.
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