It's my duty to get people involved in Legacy of Kain

[Cirtur]

But they wriggle!

And sort of squirm

And sometimes they get all bitey.

BUT WHAT ARE SNAKES LIKE HAHAHAHA COMEDY

[Raziel]

Use more duct tape. Trust me, it works.

Actually when we're selling glass to hippies that's our way of dealing with thieves. Some of the pieces we sell are worth a couple hundred bucks, but we're not allowed to do anything violent (or else we'll get kicked out) so if we discover someone trying to steal something we tackle them, duct tape them to a lawn chair, and write thief across their forehead. They then get to sit out in front of our booth and try to talk someone into letting them go. It's rather entertaining

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Some of the pieces we sell are worth a couple hundred bucks, but we're not allowed to do anything violent (or else we'll get kicked out) so if we discover someone trying to steal something we tackle them, duct tape them to a lawn chair, and write thief across their forehead.

That's a pretty liberal definition of nonviolence you've got there.

[Cirtur]

If you want to make an omelette you have to kill non-violence a few hippies.

[Raziel]

Some of the pieces we sell are worth a couple hundred bucks, but we're not allowed to do anything violent (or else we'll get kicked out) so if we discover someone trying to steal something we tackle them, duct tape them to a lawn chair, and write thief across their forehead.

That's a pretty liberal definition of nonviolence you've got there.

Nobody ends up with anything broken, there aren't any bruises, and it's not enough to bring up an assult charge. We have a sign stating our policy right there. If you want to steal from us, you're well informed as to what will happen. Trust me, it doesn't happen often, word gets out.

[LordRetard]

Some people from Indiana came to our conference! Yep, that's international.

[Edminster]

Some of the pieces we sell are worth a couple hundred bucks, but we're not allowed to do anything violent (or else we'll get kicked out) so if we discover someone trying to steal something we tackle them, duct tape them to a lawn chair, and write thief across their forehead.

That's a pretty liberal definition of nonviolence you've got there.

Nobody ends up with anything broken, there aren't any bruises, and it's not enough to bring up an assult charge. We have a sign stating our policy right there. If you want to steal from us, you're well informed as to what will happen. Trust me, it doesn't happen often, word gets out.

Where do you work? I want to apply for a job there.

[Raziel]

Where do you work? I want to apply for a job there.

Trust me, there's nothing as formal as an application to go through.

Look up the tour locations for The Dead, Phish, and anything else where you'll find more people in tie dyes than anything else. If it's within driving distance of New York state, chances are we'll be there. Oh, we sometimes sell to Dave Mathews fans, but not if we can avoid it. The fans tend to be dicks and steal more often, not to mention drink like damn fish. People don't tend to get violent when they're stoned out of their mind, and they're a lot less likely to argue the prices when they can't stop talking about how shiny something is, but get enough drunks in one place and there's bound to be trouble.

We'll either be selling glass, phat garlic grillies, or meat sticks.