I Wanna Be the Guy

[Snarky00]

nut checking (punching) one another

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article ... yid=851660

Save a nut, punch a woman.

[carbonstealer]

Pretty sure as women don't have testicles and they know that guys feel a lot of pain when slammed in the testicles, the first place women do when attacked is go for the nuts. Men are more likely to feel a little bit of sympathy and go for other alternatives.

[Snarky00]

As far as I know, no one has ever had to have their boob amputated because someone punched it.

[LordRetard]

I'll set the precedent for it.

[Lethal Interjection]

I've amputated boobs with a punch. I'VE PUNCHED THEM RIGHT OFF.

It's okay. I'm a doctor.

[Snarky00]

That's Canadia's socialist healthcare system for you. Free boob punches for everyone.

[carbonstealer]

Punching the boob can cause severe tissue damage and in some cases CANCER. This is why women aren't meant to play tackle rugby

[Snarky00]

But rugby is good for you, it puts hair on your chest.

[Apocalyptus]

The hair can protect your boobs from punches.

[carbonstealer]

Only if its STEEL hair (stop! sufjan time! *sings* only a steel maaan can be a loveeeerrr*), and that only comes from playing grid iron

[Cirtur]

Punching the boob can cause severe tissue damage and in some cases CANCER.

Are you a mentalist? No one gets cancer from being hit.

[Apocalyptus]

How about we do an experiment? If I hit you really really hard and you don't get cancer that means you're right.

[carbonstealer]

Not cancer cancer. Breast cancer! The worst of all cancers because it gets rid of world peace, world peace being related to the availability of boobs. It damages the cells and causes them to function abnormally and what not. There are studies to show that even your boyfriend grabbing them a lot too vigorously can have similar effects but the male scientific community says that is preposterous.

[Cirtur]

Not cancer cancer. Breast cancer!

Explain the difference.

World peace being related to the availability of boobs.

Maybe this is the wrong initialism-named-webcomic-forum for you.

It damages the cells and causes them to function abnormally.

So what you're saying is that squeezing the breast tissue causes the DNA in the nucleus to scrunch together and the bit that controls cell division is squeezed out of the cell?

[carbonstealer]

I'm an Arts major, don't expect me to come up with the proper scientific explanations for it. All I am doing is reporting on the findings of someone whose science is infinitely superior to mine. Happens though. Breast cancer is different in the way that the cancer forms, due to the mammary tissue that it forms in, much like Leukemia is different in that it cancer of the blood/bone marrow.

Are you really going to try and say that this forum doesn't appreciate boobs? Are you anti-boob? Are you for the destruction of lovely lady lumps? You sick, sick dastard