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Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:47 am
by Simon.
Get Steam and buy Alien Swarm, it is precisely $0 and costs less than you have, unless you have negative moneys in which case it will not make you more negative. It will make you more positive in your head thoughts which you need because you are depressed about how poor and stupid you are.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:55 am
by Sahan
I just got Steam this morning! I'm on a roll!

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:12 am
by LordRetard
Oh no my poor hard drive...

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:37 am
by Apocalyptus
Yeah Frostbite told me about it so it's already in my Steam library.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:43 am
by rustypup
Tried grabbing it last night and had it get stuck at 160MB... apparently the local servers haven't sync'd yet and the fiddling with SEACOM isn't helping.... :/...

Looks weirdly reminiscent of Alien Breed and those none-too-great Shadowgrounds games.....

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:52 am
by Snarky00
This reminds me of another free game that was available on the sony launch pad thing whose name escapes me. Top down alien shooter with I think 32 players on a server, split between playing the humans and the aliens. Was pretty fun. Downloading this now to give it a try.

Edit: I'm also playing League of Legends a lot recently. It's a top down free to play game as well but its more competitive than cooperative.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:32 am
by Simon.
Snarky00 wrote:Edit: I'm also playing League of Legends a lot recently. It's a top down free to play game as well but its more competitive than cooperative.
I also play this, however have stopped since the whole season 1 competitive thing happened. Started TF2-ing again instead because serious competition brings out the worst type of gamers.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:47 am
by Sahan
The only game I regularly play is Defence of the Ancients, which is what League of Legends is actually based on. I'm not very good at it though.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:06 am
by LordRetard
Sitter du i Ventrilo, och spelar DotA?

EDIT: Now, I may not know any Swedish, but I'm starting to feel like I got that wrong.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:28 am
by Sahan
That would be a reference to that song, yes?

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:09 am
by Snarky00
Interesting game. Seems to be way more graphically intensive then is visually apparent aka it chokes my laptop up . Most of the missions require the use of a tech character at some point in them so if that character dies you have to start over, the other characters all seem to be important but expendable. The practice map has one of those cliche slow moving elevator scenes which is cute but laggy.

I played a game online and everyone seemed to be helpful rather then the shrill you encounter in most competitive online games so that's a plus at least. I crashed for some reason and couldn't rejoin my online game because the game servers don't have names, when you are joining a game it just lists the map's name and difficulty level.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:45 pm
by Edminster
It crashed on startup for me :/

I'm also going to assume it's one of those games that requires a mouse so I guess I'll just leave it sitting on my hard drive until I become rich and can afford a good computer.

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:49 pm
by Cirtur
Can't you

can't you buy a mouse?

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:52 pm
by Edminster
Cirtur wrote:buy
Nope!

Re: Dear Poor Stupid Idiots

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:52 pm
by Apocalyptus
Or steal one, or acquire one with sexual favours?