5 people are stranded in an elevator

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CONTROVERSY.

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I had no idea Queensland was such a hole.
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Was this movey any good? Also, I should have boo'd shitymalan when he "one of the greatest film makers of all time" appeared to discuss the unbreakable movie or something.
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I haven't seen it myself but I've heard it's one of the least shitty films he's done in awhile.
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Sahan wrote:I had no idea Queensland was such a hole.
you take that back young man
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Well I don't know about it being a hole, but it's the only place I've been to an all you can eat breakfast and seen an entire football team loudly applauding and cheering their friend as he hurls into an ice bucket at 11 o'clock in the morning.
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So did anyone ever see this movie? Who turned out to be the Devil? Was it the elevator itself? I'm betting it was the actual elevator.
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They were all the devil. Whenever you feel hate, hurt someone in anger or say spiteful words, that is the devil in you.

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Amerika wrote:They were all the devil. Whenever you feel hate, hurt someone in anger or say spiteful words, that is the devil in you.
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But don't you see? The devil was in you all along!
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IT was in the one place we forget to look! INSIDE OUR OWN MINDS
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That's not what he said.
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yeah I said heart dumbass

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Is 'heart' slang for something now?
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Probably 'dong.'

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