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Elevator music is the music of THE DEVIL!
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Oh I thought you were talking about this song.

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One of them is probably gonna be like an angel or something trying to fight the devil. The guy who comes in last minute.
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Apocalyptus wrote:
Oh I thought you were talking about this song.

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That's interesting, because ever since Sahan said:
Sahan wrote:Exactly, she's just the devil disguised as a blond women like Empro said.
I was thinking about this song.
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smiley_cow wrote:I was thinking about this song.
I love that song and also approve of the Elvis kick you've been on lately.
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I'm calling it now - the Devil is the elevator itself. That's right. M. Night Shamalan is going to pull a "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and in the last scene it's going to turn out that all Satan did was screw with five innocent people until they all killed each other.

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davoid wrote:I'm calling it now - the Devil is the elevator itself. That's right. M. Night Shamalan is going to pull a "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and in the last scene it's going to turn out that all Satan did was screw with five innocent people until they all killed each other.
Or maybe... All five of them are the devil!

But seriously, you're in an elevator with the devil. Big deal. What's he gonna do, make you eat fruit? :|
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The devil is gonna be like... society, man. The man, man. Damn.
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Hey, yeah, can't the Prince of Lies get a Three Musketeers* from the lobby without everyone huddling in the corner?
Discrimination, that's what it is.

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3 musketeers is my favorite candy bar!
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The devil is the man at the desk in the lobby who has just outright refused to call a mechanic.

What an ass!

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Maybe it's just a screen adaptation of No Exit.

I have not read No Exit, either.
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In the first place, No Exit is not about an elevator.

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