5 people are stranded in an elevator

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No Exit's set in a hotel, right? Lots of hotels have elevators.
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No. It is set in Hell.

Okay so the room they're in in Hell is sort of modelled after a hotel room but anyway.

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LordRetard wrote:In the first place, No Exit is not about an elevator.
Then it's not a very good adaption.

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Or maybe it is a brilliant one. It looks past the elevator into the intrinsic metaphor, which happens to be hell shaped like a motel room
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carbonstealer wrote:It looks past the elevator into the intrinsic metaphor, which happens to be hell shaped like a motel room
hell is a motel room.




WAT AH TWEAST!!!!

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dudeofea wrote:
carbonstealer wrote:It looks past the elevator into the intrinsic metaphor, which happens to be hell shaped like a motel room
hell is a motel room.




WAT AH TWEAST!!!!
Well...
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See, and all this time I always thought hell was just a room with three couches
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well technically motels have couches that are also beds. therefore you're both right!

WAT AH TWEAST!!!

Also:
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Why was six afraid of seven? because 7-8-9!*




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Is this

is this a catchphrase? because we don't go for catchphrases on this forum.

EVERY POST

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Oh. sorry I'll stop now.

I just love saying it because of this.
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Two things

One) "Every post" is a catchphrase
Two) Robot Chicken is sort of okay.

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Of course! what was I thinking using a type III catchphrase without the proper paperwork. I'm supposing I'll need an Q-45 (Requisition of proposition to file), a EJ-96 (Request for permission of definition) and also an SMBC (Submission of Major Bureaucratic Catchphrase).

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dudeofea wrote:Of course! what was I thinking using a type III catchphrase without the proper paperwork. I'm supposing I'll need an Q-45 (Requisition of proposition to file), a EJ-96 (Request for permission of definition) and also an SMBC (Submission of Major Bureaucratic Catchphrase).
I'm gonna shoot it down like a Leave of Absence request.

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Do you have a mod signatory? You need three of those.

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I guess you'll have to demote me to grade 38
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