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Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:26 am**

ONLY CHOOSE ONE!! I like them both equally, so I want to know which one I should get because I can only get one (because I'm poor)

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:56 am**

Neither! Invest that money and the reward will be far greater.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:10 am**

Put the money in a high-yield savings account, that way you earn money by not spending it!

e: fuck beaten

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:07 am**

Buy low, sell high! As in, buy a load of drugs for a low price and then get high and sell your dog for more drugs.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:57 am**

But if you're making a profit, you wouldn't need to sell your dog. Unless your dog were made of drugs, of course.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:52 pm**

Who said the method involved making a profit?

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:22 pm**

Hard to make a profit when all the goods go right up your nose.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:29 pm**

I know one of the rules of dealing crack is don't smoke from your own stash, but crack is goood.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:07 pm**

I might just invest in some crack

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:09 pm**

Sounds like a sensible plan.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:24 pm**

exgasm wrote:I might just invest in some crack

Just don't keep it in your mattress.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:43 pm**

Or in your wall. You might have an alien prisoner running around.

Boom, that is at least a triple-pun.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:47 pm**

Or, perhaps there is a young Korean child looking to take down your real estate empire

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:50 pm**

Then you need to smoke dat kid.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:04 pm**

Annyong? I always hated him.

Halo Reach or COD Black Ops?