Halo Reach or COD Black Ops?

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Halo Reach or COD Black Ops?

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ONLY CHOOSE ONE!! I like them both equally, so I want to know which one I should get because I can only get one (because I'm poor)

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Neither! Invest that money and the reward will be far greater.
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Put the money in a high-yield savings account, that way you earn money by not spending it!

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Buy low, sell high! As in, buy a load of drugs for a low price and then get high and sell your dog for more drugs.

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But if you're making a profit, you wouldn't need to sell your dog. Unless your dog were made of drugs, of course.
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Who said the method involved making a profit?
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Hard to make a profit when all the goods go right up your nose.

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I know one of the rules of dealing crack is don't smoke from your own stash, but crack is goood.

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Re: Halo Reach or COD Black Ops?

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I might just invest in some crack

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Sounds like a sensible plan.
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exgasm wrote:I might just invest in some crack
Just don't keep it in your mattress.

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Or in your wall. You might have an alien prisoner running around.


Boom, that is at least a triple-pun.

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Or, perhaps there is a young Korean child looking to take down your real estate empire

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Then you need to smoke dat kid.

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Re: Halo Reach or COD Black Ops?

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Annyong? I always hated him.
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