Ghostbusters 3

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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:30 am

Just stare into the children's eyes and announce loudly that you're not masturbating. Problem solved!
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Dindong » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:08 am

Good solution. Perhaps I'll also announce that I'm not attracted to them.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Dane Raider » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:08 am

It might help your case if you explain how long you've been thinking about this.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Dindong » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:03 pm

You know what, I think announcing it verbally won't work, new kids come in to the shower, cleaner kids leave it before me, I think a sign would work better.

Just a sign that I can hang around my neck with the words "Not a paedophile".
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby GreenCrayon » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:27 pm

There's a ridiculously obvious flaw in your plan, and I can't believe that you're not seeing it.

Actual paedophiles do exactly this to try and trick children.

You need to differentiate yourself from them by showing your sincerity. Appending the sign with "Honest!" should be sufficient.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Dindong » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:53 pm

I don't think they'll believe me and besides, what a negative message, that I'm not a paedophile.

I think what might work better is just giving out sweets and chocolate to the children. Just to show that I'm not a threat.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby GreenCrayon » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:10 pm

Cement your new friendships with the children by offering to show them your puppies!

It's unkind to leave dogs in cars, so you'll want to use a van.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Dindong » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:52 pm

Tell you what, a van, how cramped, and how little of my personality does a van show? Anyone paedophile could purchase a van and make it look normal. So I'll take them back to my basement, show them how safe everything is, just illustrate that I am not a threat.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Apocalyptus » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:29 am

Plus I think you should invite them to sleep over, just so they can make absolutely sure that there's nothing threatening about your basement.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby DonRetrasado » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:37 am

You should write RAPE VAN on the side...to keep all the weirdos away.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Apocalyptus » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:47 am

Get them to sleep in your bed with you to reassure them that you're not going to leave them unsupervised or unsafe.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3

Postby Lethal Interjection » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:25 pm

Apocalyptus wrote:Get them to sleep in your bed with you to reassure them that you're not going to leave them unsupervised or unsafe.


I was going to write something like this, but I couldn't get the wording right. Well done.


You should also make sure you have several video cameras set up around the room. Surveillance is key.
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