Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
Mmmmm, oldrac. I, too, am a sucker for puns.
Also, "Necrostaceans" really made me laugh.
Also, "Necrostaceans" really made me laugh.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
Not that Oldrac's was bad (I quite liked it, both the plot, and the killing of TwoBuy) but I'm quite surprised he has the votes.
Ruo's was stellar (and who I'm voting for). Great rhyming, good art, and quite possibly the best battle that I've seen (definitely if you factor in a size:awesomeness ratio). The only downpoint was that it was a lot of reading, though the rhyming mostly made up for that.
Also, interesting that they both dealt with Oldrac attempting to kill Ruo.
Ruo's was stellar (and who I'm voting for). Great rhyming, good art, and quite possibly the best battle that I've seen (definitely if you factor in a size:awesomeness ratio). The only downpoint was that it was a lot of reading, though the rhyming mostly made up for that.
Also, interesting that they both dealt with Oldrac attempting to kill Ruo.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
Going with Ruo
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
i vote for ruo
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
Voting Twocone. Perhaps if Ruo tossed around his Electrochmistry knowledge more often I would have voted Oldrac, but alas.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
I'm going Oldrac, The suess parody just fell flat to me. Where as classic super hero jokes and bad puns will always take the day. Besides, twobuy as a block of wood just appaels to me more then a weird monkey man.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
I thought imitating a kids book was finally going to get me the how to put this -slightly less than hilarious- girl vote, but alas, astasia, ninja, smiley, ashe, and mage all voted against me... AGAIN!*Lethal Interjection wrote:Not that Oldrac's was bad (I quite liked it, both the plot, and the killing of TwoBuy) but I'm quite surprised he has the votes.
Ruo's was stellar (and who I'm voting for). Great rhyming, good art, and quite possibly the best battle that I've seen (definitely if you factor in a size:awesomeness ratio). The only downpoint was that it was a lot of reading, though the rhyming mostly made up for that.
Also, interesting that they both dealt with Oldrac attempting to kill Ruo.
apparently i should have added more boob references
*sorry ashe and smiley if i made you feel bad since ashe you are sometimes funny (even though you never vote for me!) and smiley is seemingly very nice and i don't know if funny is really what she's going for on here most of the time.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
That was not a classy move.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
YOU'RE a classy moveOldrac the Chitinous wrote:That was not a classy move.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
That was so cool, ruo. So cool.
See how you pretended to just be a sexist jerk, but, then, actually, you were just being a jerk against two very specific people?
You pretended like it was all about "all the girls" (plus mage, nice side insult), and then made exceptions in your hilarity for everyone else in your *asterisk, so that it really just was about me and littleninja.
Hilarious. Creative. Were you jacking off to your awesome insult? "Girls aren't funny...but, really, astasia and littleninja aren't funny." Best joke, ever! You know who is so awesome? Ruo! You obviously win the funny contest.
See how you pretended to just be a sexist jerk, but, then, actually, you were just being a jerk against two very specific people?
You pretended like it was all about "all the girls" (plus mage, nice side insult), and then made exceptions in your hilarity for everyone else in your *asterisk, so that it really just was about me and littleninja.
Hilarious. Creative. Were you jacking off to your awesome insult? "Girls aren't funny...but, really, astasia and littleninja aren't funny." Best joke, ever! You know who is so awesome? Ruo! You obviously win the funny contest.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
I'm just feeling left out, I think Neglected Shoe should as well.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
Oh, don't worry. It wasn't about you. It wasn't about those other girls, either. But, he just needed to pout a bit about losing, and find some sort of scape-goat in order to make himself feel better.Kimra wrote:I'm just feeling left out, I think Neglected Shoe should as well.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous
nail on the head.astasia wrote:he just needed to pout a bit about losing, and find some sort of scape-goat in order to make himself feel better.
also, voting for oldrac. mine was clever, but his was funny. well played.