Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Mmmmm, oldrac. I, too, am a sucker for puns.

Also, "Necrostaceans" really made me laugh.

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Not that Oldrac's was bad (I quite liked it, both the plot, and the killing of TwoBuy) but I'm quite surprised he has the votes.
Ruo's was stellar (and who I'm voting for). Great rhyming, good art, and quite possibly the best battle that I've seen (definitely if you factor in a size:awesomeness ratio). The only downpoint was that it was a lot of reading, though the rhyming mostly made up for that.
Also, interesting that they both dealt with Oldrac attempting to kill Ruo.

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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Going with Ruo

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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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Oldrac!

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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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i vote for ruo
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I vote Ruo. brilliant
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Voting Twocone. Perhaps if Ruo tossed around his Electrochmistry knowledge more often I would have voted Oldrac, but alas.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I'm going Oldrac, The suess parody just fell flat to me. Where as classic super hero jokes and bad puns will always take the day. Besides, twobuy as a block of wood just appaels to me more then a weird monkey man.
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Lethal Interjection wrote:Not that Oldrac's was bad (I quite liked it, both the plot, and the killing of TwoBuy) but I'm quite surprised he has the votes.
Ruo's was stellar (and who I'm voting for). Great rhyming, good art, and quite possibly the best battle that I've seen (definitely if you factor in a size:awesomeness ratio). The only downpoint was that it was a lot of reading, though the rhyming mostly made up for that.
Also, interesting that they both dealt with Oldrac attempting to kill Ruo.
I thought imitating a kids book was finally going to get me the how to put this -slightly less than hilarious- girl vote, but alas, astasia, ninja, smiley, ashe, and mage all voted against me... AGAIN!*

apparently i should have added more boob references

*sorry ashe and smiley if i made you feel bad since ashe you are sometimes funny (even though you never vote for me!) and smiley is seemingly very nice and i don't know if funny is really what she's going for on here most of the time.

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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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That was not a classy move.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:That was not a classy move.
YOU'RE a classy move

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That was so cool, ruo. So cool.

See how you pretended to just be a sexist jerk, but, then, actually, you were just being a jerk against two very specific people?

You pretended like it was all about "all the girls" (plus mage, nice side insult), and then made exceptions in your hilarity for everyone else in your *asterisk, so that it really just was about me and littleninja.

Hilarious. Creative. Were you jacking off to your awesome insult? "Girls aren't funny...but, really, astasia and littleninja aren't funny." Best joke, ever! You know who is so awesome? Ruo! You obviously win the funny contest.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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I'm just feeling left out, I think Neglected Shoe should as well.
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Kimra wrote:I'm just feeling left out, I think Neglected Shoe should as well.
Oh, don't worry. It wasn't about you. It wasn't about those other girls, either. But, he just needed to pout a bit about losing, and find some sort of scape-goat in order to make himself feel better.
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Re: Round 5: ruotwocone vs. Oldrac the Chitinous

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astasia wrote:he just needed to pout a bit about losing, and find some sort of scape-goat in order to make himself feel better.
nail on the head.

also, voting for oldrac. mine was clever, but his was funny. well played.

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