Loser's Bracket Round 7: SEMI-FINAL BATTLE: AHMET vs. Shoe!

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Loser's Bracket Round 7: SEMI-FINAL BATTLE: AHMET vs. Shoe!

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AHMETxRock's battle:
Ahmet's shoebattle.png
Neglected Shoe's battle:
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Re: Loser's Bracket Round 7: SEMI-FINAL BATTLE: AHMET vs. Shoe!

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Where is the ∴ therefore symbol? I mean, you haven't actually proven anything. It's just postulates.
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I sincerely apologize for the hastiness of my submission. I've been at a conference/hanging out with Ed all week, so I didn't have much time to work on it.

Also, nicely done, Ahmet.
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This is a disappointing battle.

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Cirtur wrote:This is a disappointing battle.
With each round we offer MORE disappointment, not less.

Also vote: Shoe. The more I read it, the more I realise that not only is she picking on Ahmet, but also Jews. Which is like a double whammy. 8)
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Post by Sahan »

Shoe's would have been that much more awesome if she made her final statement clearly stating Ahmet's Jewishness due to the above statements, and then BOOM, QED all over his face. Good premise, but marks lost for failing to show your working clearly. Ahmet's was also pretty good, particularly for using Shoe's catchphrase. I'm going to have to think about this one for a while.
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I must say that I am also disappointed. I am also unsure of who to vote for.
I'm going to vote Shoe for her research.

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I have started writing my letter.

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Post by ruotwocone »

hmm... the last 2 panels in ahmet's are gold, but it is otherwise uninspired. i guess i still have to vote for it?

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This has gone on really long, it's no surprise that people are running out of ideas and getting tired, unfortunately.

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Post by AHMETxRock »

Well sorry folks. I personally loved the power ranger joke I put in there, but I guess I'm the only one trippin on nonstalgia.

I'm also going to vote myself right now, because my total is currently at 0.
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Post by Edminster »

Oh yeah! I forgot to vote.

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Dear AhmetxRock,

I was not the least amused by your attempts at humour in the recent forum "battle". I put the word battle in quotemarks so as to highlight the fact that it was hardly a battle so much as a pathetic leer towards violence punctuated by what I can only call a limited vocabularly and a vulgar appearance.

Whilst Shoe is not exempt from this non-show of hilarity, you were the one who promised laughter and who, given the expectations, most failed to perform. I am extremely disappointed and shall not be voting for you.

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To be perfectly honest, I thought we both did an at least decent job with the battle this week. I personally found Ahmet's comic to be quite funny, and I thought mine was sound as well, although the delivery wasn't the best. I mean, all this time we never realized that Ahmet was a secret Jew...
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Post by Cirtur »

I'm sorry for being an arse about this. Reading back it just sounds horrible.

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