The Rules of the Forum

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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby Sahan » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:15 am

ruotwocone wrote:I updated like 2 months ago! what do you want from me!?

An ice-cream. Please.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:42 pm

And nudity.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby mountainmage » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:06 pm

Preferably at the same time.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:57 pm

Doesn't that go without saying with the ice-cream?

What kinda crazy non-naked ice cream man did you have?
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby mountainmage » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:34 pm

I was an underprivileged youth, what can I say?
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby astasia » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:56 pm

Edminster wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:some comments
1. rule 3 says "enrages" twice in a row
2. rule 21-2 is a lie. just cuz you are too much of a pussy to antagonize zach doesn't make it a rule
3. shameless self promotion of the origin of Space-AIDS for rule 16
4. you might link the flancer comic for rule 17
5. you might add the rule that all female forumites will be subjected to thinly veiled mild flirtation from MM

some rebuttals
1. Fix'd the error
2. rule 21-2 is applicable to everyone who joined 2007 and later.
3. I will consider adding the link if you update your gorram site more often.
4. Mage or I will get around to it eventually.
5. Really? He hasn't flirted with Aster and her galpal Ninja, nor has he flirted with Smiley and by extension Lois Karl.


Did you call me Aster?

I'm not a fucking* flower.**














*Take that, Rule 1!

**Actually, does that mean you're calling me pretty? If so, I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby Cirtur » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:10 pm

astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.


I don't think flirting works like that.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby LordRetard » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:18 pm

Cirtur wrote:
astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.


I don't think flirting works like that.

Actually it does, the request for firtation was sent in to Department A, stamped and promptly forwarded to Department B, to be handled by the Official Apparatus, unfortunately it was mixed in with a request for a land surveyor and it turns out that we have no need for your services, Herr K.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby ruotwocone » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:05 am

Cirtur wrote:
astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.


I don't think flirting works like that.

ok... that's pretty much exactly how flirting works, but you've got the wrong person. you're supposed to be flirting with MM. He even has his recently enlarged post count to show off.

Also, Edminster doesn't flirt. He simply exposes his moistened, pendulous man breasts and notifies his bountiful harem that he is ready to mate
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:19 am

Oh Athe...that is a horrible image.

Also, no joke. My post count is enormous.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby astasia » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:00 am

mountainmage wrote:Oh Athe...that is a horrible image.

Also, no joke. My post count is enormous.


Large post count, eh? I am a size queen.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:02 pm

You are certainly a size. A very big size.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby astasia » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:24 pm

Cirtur wrote:You are certainly a size. A very big size.


Don't call me a fatty, bitch.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby LordRetard » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:35 pm

Maybe you're big-boned and muscular... Ya know, like me.
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Re: The Rules of the Forum

Postby astasia » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:38 pm

I do naturally have a large frame, especially for a female (I'm 5'9").

But, you cannot mention it. You have to pretend like I am petite and cute and desirable like other women. It's the only polite thing to do.
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