An Assortment of My Works, Then.

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Porn goes on my DA account, as for the other, I will wait till my 200th post and get a title before I post anything that will earn me much shuningness from the forum.
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You get a title after 200 posts? Sweet!
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Khazd wrote:Porn goes on my DA account, as for the other, I will wait till my 200th post and get a title before I post anything that will earn me much shuningness from the forum.
We've got respected members of society and lesbians as mods on this forum. You're probably not getting shunned for posting porn.

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FengharTheNord wrote:You get a title after 200 posts? Sweet!
yes, all people who are not you get a title after 200 posts. you, however, need to survive the ritual of fire. then be submitted to the tribunal of the elders. and only then will you receive your title... but when you do, it will be not gray like the rest, but glow a beautiful emerald for all the forum to gaze upon (figuratively if not literally).

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But I'm allergic to fire and old people!
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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They were going to give me a title right away, but only if I let them lick my nipples. I declined.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Then you can take the other test.



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Please stop posting pictures of me Cirtur.
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cheez.wiz wrote:
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Edminster wrote:I think it has hands. It just needs fingers.
Are you kidding me? Super Finger-less Conquistador Man has no need for phalanges.
Unlike armies of the ancient Greece.
Who needed phalanges to hold their spears and form a proper phalanx?

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But I'm allergic to leather!
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Then why are you on the Sadist Masochist Bisexual Canadia Forum?

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My therapist says I have to face my fears to overcome them.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Khazd wrote:I would post my pics, but 98% of it is borderline porn and the other 2% is far too disturbing* to show to anyone else.
Uhh... Link?

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote: Are you kidding me? Super Finger-less Conquistador Man has no need for phalanges.
Unlike armies of the ancient Greece.
Who needed phalanges to hold their spears and form a proper phalanx?
wikipedia wrote:The phalanx (Ancient Greek: φάλαγξ, Modern Greek: φάλαγγα, phālanga) (plural phalanxes or phalanges (Ancient and Modern Greek: φάλαγγες, phālanges)) is a rectangular mass military formation, usually composed entirely of heavy infantry armed with spears, pikes, sarissas, or similar weapons.
All there...
Although they did need phalanges to hold their spears.
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Cirtur wrote:Then you can take the other test.
That must be the Intermediate test. The proctors for the Advanced test were Kodiaks. Dressed the same, though.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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