My Immortal

[Cirtur]

Has anyone else read this? It's an epic Harry Potter fanfic and possibly qualifies for the funniest thing ever written. I have gotten to the part where volzemort comes in on a broom and is all gothic and enoby stops eating.

“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive.

“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”

I love it.

[LordRetard]

Honestly it seemed fake, even if it's not it seems like it is and that is kind of a dealbreaker for me. My favourite awful story is The Eye of Argon.

[Edminster]

Honestly it seemed fake, even if it's not it seems like it is and that is kind of a dealbreaker for me. My favourite awful story is The Eye of Argon.

Dear LordRetard,

Fuck you. Fuck. You. I had *just* finished repressing memories of that story. You are a complete and utter douchebag, and I want you to die.

Hugs and Kisses,
Edminster

P.S.
Are we still going to lunch on Tuesday? I found an utterly delightful delicatessen downtown that I think you would enjoy.

[LordRetard]

Dear Ed,

hahah fuck u

-from the desk of LR

PS. Oh my, that sounds heavenly! We definitely have to go there, and I can tell you all about my day at work!

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Hey. Rule 1. Watch your language, or there'll be consequences.
Full Life Consequences.

[LordRetard]

Hey. Rule 1. Watch your language, or there'll be consequences.
Full Life Consequences.

I felt like it was okay 'cause a mod did it first. It was you, Ed, okay? I LEARNED IT FROM YOU.

EDIT: Your video is super-fucking intense. What the hell is that?

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I didn't really care. I just wanted an excuse to use the word consequences. That was the first one I could think of.

And that video is my contribution to the World's Greatest Fanfic discussion.

[Rainbow]

Oh, I wish I didn't know people who wrote that sort of fan fiction. Also - best fan fiction? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XR837hOO8

[LordRetard]

Strongbad on Youtube? What is this bullshit? You can't even click on the easter eggs.

[Rainbow]

Strongbad on Youtube? What is this bullshit? You can't even click on the easter eggs.

They are clicked for you, if the video is good. I like it because you can find the cartoons easily instead of having to read through each one on the real site.

[mountainmage]

I've never read My Immortal but I did read the ED article about it.

[Thomas Aquinas]

...and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine...

It lost me right about here.

[Cirtur]

I don't think you see the appeal of it that I do. It's so terrible, it's funny.

[Thomas Aquinas]

That's where it went past the line of terrible-funny and into the realm of terrible-nauseating.

[Cirtur]

I thought it was still funny at that point.