NaNoWriMo

[LordRetard]

Noshavember is easy for me 'cause I generally don't shave at all for months at a time. Since school started I've taken to fixing up my beard and moustache once a week, and already I look considerably less homeless.

[Lethal Interjection]

Noshavember is easy for me 'cause I generally don't shave at all for months at a time. Since school started I've taken to fixing up my beard and moustache once a week, and already I look considerably less homeless.

My problem is that I've started shaving my head, and I wouldn't want to include that, or else it gets to that funky length that looks like crap. Before it is long enough to do anything with, but looks kind of gross and matted down. So I'd have to continue shaving my head, but then I have to figure out a way to layer my sideburns into it so it doesn't look stupid.

Yes, I'm a male talking about grooming. Deal with it.

[LordRetard]

I've had worse conversations about my hair before. It is, *ahem* high maintenance...

[Felstaff]

Don't give it your credit card, if it's anything like my last girl-fiend

My hair is like my ideal woman: lank, brown, and balding very slightly.

[mountainmage]

My hair is like a woman too, long, brown, and silky smooth.

[Cirtur]

I'm no racist, but I'm not attracted to anyone that isn't from Northern Europe.

[mountainmage]

So, you're a regionist? That's pretty base of you.

[Cirtur]

Well, it don't work unless you have very similar genes.

Like how twins have the strongest children.

[LordRetard]

Like how twins have the strongest children.

I can think of countless problems with this sentence.

My hair is like a woman, it covers my entire body and gets greasy if I don't wash it daily.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

My hair is also like a woman.

Its natural tendency is to get as far away from me as possible.

[LordRetard]

My hair is like a woman, it's three feet long and tied up for most of the day.

[mountainmage]

My hair is like a woman, it's attached to me all day and it's always in my face.

[Cirtur]

My hair is like I woman. I'm always touching it and I pay someone to cut it every few months.

[Lethal Interjection]

I also like my hair like I like my women. Short, thin, and fine.

Okay, that wasn't nearly as funny.

I like my hair like I like my women. Shaved.

That's a little better, I guess.

I like my hair like I like my women. Falling out in clumps.

Okay, I've lost focus now.*


*Actually, to be honest, I laughed for about 2 minutes after writing that one. LR still wins, so far.

[mountainmage]

My hair is like a woman, it can tell how much arsenic was in my system over the past few months.