What would it be like to cry sincerely
My ex girlfriend asked me
Like this, I said, and slapped her silly.
Please, someone. Pay bail.
Off I ride into the horizon
Donned my armor, on my noble steed.
Hoodie pulled over my head, driving my dad's station wagon
My minstrel, my radio, plays to the tune of Creed.
I'm off to save a princess, some whore down by the sea.
I'm off to slay some dragons, those pests called Sadness and loneliness.
I shave my first nervously in the air.
Angry at the birds that pooped in my hair.
Truly this is proof that life isn't fair.
You swear you'll kill it, but do you dare?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.