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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:35 pm

Or both?
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Re: Satan

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:57 pm

Oh look Asherian brought us back on topic.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:05 pm

[Quantum Mechanics Joke]
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Revenue

Postby Kimra » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:27 pm

Wouldn't a Water Golum either live in water or eat water?

I think a Rust Monster makes more sense... but she's not looking for the faded brown of dulled metal, she's looking for shiny, so I think maybe a Metal Monster is more apt. 8)
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Re: Revenue

Postby Edminster » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:45 pm

Rust monsters go for any metal, and are particularly attracted to shiny metal. The 'Rust' in their name refers to their ability to make any metal rust, which they then devour. It is hilarious fun to throw at a party which has just spent all of their money on fullplate armour. And by hilarious fun I mean a serious dick move that can cause your players to quit the game. Here, have a comic that demonstrates a typical party reaction to the presence of a Rust monster.

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Re: Revenue

Postby Kimra » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:47 pm

Colour me informed. That's two topics now. I've covered sex games and nerd games. I don't know what else I could hope to learn about today.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Asherian » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:36 am

Yes, all there is to know in the world does kinda get broken into one of those two categories.

Okay really, anything can be a sex game. And I hate to break it up, but she's neither a rust monster or a water gollem/gollum/elemental/spirit/ectra. She's human. At least, mostly.

More coming later, all in this thread.
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Re: Revenue

Postby LordRetard » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:36 am

Edminster wrote:god i miss playing D&D

Yeah me too. Some guy in my class is always reading manuals on his computer during our boring-ass phonology lecture so I might talk to him and see if he's organised anything on campus.
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Re: Revenue

Postby FengharTheNord » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:53 pm

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Asherian wrote:Moving through the wreckage Rachelle kept her eyes out for the glint of metal in the lowering evening sun, hoping to find dinner before she had to hole up for sunset.

Clearly, Rachelle is a Rust Monster.


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Re: Detritus

Postby Asherian » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:20 am

I have to agree, I love that sentiment far more then what I was actually going for.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Kimra » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:52 am

Yay for the excitement of reinterpretation!

Another possible story:* A Reverse Vampire Rust Monster.

*I'm just looking for things to write.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Edminster » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:58 am

Oh man, I can't think of Reverse Vampires without thinking of that one series of books about Post-apocalyptic gay psychic reverse vampire hermaphrodites.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Kimra » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:05 am

.......

:shock:

I think of the Simpsons.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Edminster » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:43 am

If I knew how much shipping was to Australialand I would send you the first book in the series.
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Re: Detritus

Postby Kimra » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:55 am

Thank god you don't know. :)

Once tried to read a lesbian vampire book (it was written by a friend of mine). I didn't care either way for the content, but the writing was terrible. Is the writing in this book you speak of terrible?
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