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Re: My Scripts

Postby Edminster » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:01 pm

You should show the scripts to one of your moviemaking friends from California who are missing fingers and have names that rhyme with Jay Dee Pickle.

Preferably in a long and rambling letter.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:10 pm

Good writing comes from having a lot of life experiences. Start a fight club.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Edminster » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:19 pm

DonRetrasado wrote:Good writing comes from having a lot of life experiences. Start a fight club.

Or you could skip all the hassle that comes with it and just shoot yourself in the face.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Amerika » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:25 pm

You know what I guess I could go do it with Helena Bonham Carter.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:04 pm

Amerika wrote:You know what I guess I could go do it with Helena Bonham Carter.


Ughhhhh....

Way to take one for the team, dude.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby DonRetrasado » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:15 am

Amerika wrote:You know what I guess I could go do it with Helena Bonham Carter.

Man, there's something that could turn a man gay!
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Amerika » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:19 am

I meant Helena Bonham Carter from 1998.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:26 pm

Amerika wrote:I meant Helena Bonham Carter from 1998.


Still...

Alright, she looks okay in Fight Club and a few other movies but that's mostly being generous. Great actress, but attractive she is not. But then again there are guys who find Christina Ricci hot, and to that I say "ugh" as well.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Amerika » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:58 pm

I don't see Megan Fox's appeal either.

But I guess that's because DR and I are part of the sailor squad.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Kovvy » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:04 pm

Megan Fox isn't unattractive.
She looks like someone who would go down on you at the drop of a hat, and I think that might be her appeal.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:50 pm

Amerika wrote:But I guess that's because DR and I are part of the sailor squad.


This sailor squad? This is the closest to a sailor squad that I can think of.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Amerika » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:28 pm

I guess I was hoping that was a gay euphemism.

Maybe it still is?
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Kovvy » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:39 pm

I got the meaning.
And I'd say the Sailor Scouts make it more gay.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby DonRetrasado » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:22 am

Kovvy wrote:Megan Fox isn't unattractive.
She looks like someone who would go down on you at the drop of a hat, and I think that might be her appeal.

That about sums it up.
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Re: My Scripts

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:24 am

DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:You know what I guess I could go do it with Helena Bonham Carter.

Man, there's something that could turn a man gay!

Hey, man. Uncalled for!
She's pretty interesting looking but I think she was fairly pretty when she was younger.
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