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So, Apoc asked me for her standing next to her beanstalk and life size Kristina Hendricks chocolate statue.

And I think I did well! Except I started just before I needed to leave for school, so I chose to draw and get shouted at. Thanks, Apoc.

Anyway if you want something ask.

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That is better than I could have imagined, Cirt- um.. Amerika.

GO GO GADGET NEW PROFILE PICTURE!
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Hahaha! Awesome.

So why is Apoc a giantess? Did I miss the joke, or is she just a very tall lady and therefore subject to teasing?

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Facts About Apoc!
  • Can differentiate between regular people and Englishmen by how their blood smells
  • Has an excellent recipe for bread that will finally make use of all that bone meal you have lying around
  • Has a sister who is an all-around funnier person
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That's all going in the file.

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Draw me kicking sand in Jesus' face at the beach.
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Success!
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Amerika wrote:
Yeah, but she has some opinions.
That doesn't sound very womanly.

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Siiiickkk.
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What kind of beach is surrounded by a wall on all sides?
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"They have beaches in England..."
"Well who the fuck wants to see them!"
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Euclidthegreek wrote:What kind of beach is surrounded by a wall on all sides?
A beach in the 40s being protected against invasion.

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DonRetrasado wrote:"They have beaches in England..."
"Well who the fuck wants to see them!"
I need to see that movie again.

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Draw the four horsemen of the apocalypse but all g'd out like with sweet shades and shit and one of them is like pullin the shades down with their finger you know like how people do and lookin over them like "Bitch please" and another has like a pitbull on a chain and they are all smokin some fatties and they got some fly honies layin by them and one of them has a hella sweet grill and another is like tossin money into the air like man draw 'em like some real gangsta type shit you know?
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That sounds hard.

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