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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Crunchy Pete » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:06 pm

Felstaff wrote:I believe this vote casts the winner.


But Dindong has yet to vote
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:28 pm

I vote for everyone.


But Felstaff slightly more.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:05 pm

All of his votes are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Dindong » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:07 pm

Sprinkles, you didn't enter the competition, you don't get to vote.


I, who can vote, vote for Felstaff.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Crunchy Pete » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:17 pm

I dont think smiley cow voted yet

And i'm not sure if Kimra is counting herself as a potential votee

because it's all so confusing, Crunchy Pete whipped up a chart to show how the votes have fallen so far

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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby smiley_cow » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:49 pm

Oh yeah, I should vote!

My vote is for DR.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Astrogirl » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:47 pm

Kimra wrote:Astro, here's a hint: The plumbers name might be Mario.

Oh. I guess it would have helped if I had ever played that.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Dane Raider » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:15 pm

Yeah, sorry it wasn't something you knew about, Astrogirl, but thanks for the positive comments anyway. Poetry isn't really my thing, but I wanted to give it a shot anyway and I write what I know.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:11 am

GUTCHUCKER wrote:I vote for that one. ^^

Gutchucker, revote.

I'm still debating on who I'm voting for. And yes I get to vote, I entered the competition. I wouldn't have written an horrendous poem if I didn't want to vote as well.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:10 am

I vote Felstaff
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:19 am

My vote goes to DR.

And I'll close the votes with that.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Edminster » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:04 am

this is a travesty of justice and good taste
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Crunchy Pete » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:10 am

Crunchy Pete demands a recount

in his favor
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Felstaff » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:34 am

Crunchy Pete wrote:Image

The title of your 'chart amused me no end.

I thought it was clear from my previous post that I was abstaining from voting. Or voting for GUTCHUCKER. I forget which, and get so easily confused.

I did like the first 8 lines of GUTCHUCKER's poem, however. DR's was strong due to its apathetic pithiness. Obviously, GreenCrayon's is the best objectively, technically, and emotionally. Someone should vote for Crunchy Pete.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Sprinkles » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:15 am

Fine then, I change my vote to Crunchy Pete.
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