Poetry Competition

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Re: Poetry Competition

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Felstaff wrote:I believe this vote casts the winner.
But Dindong has yet to vote
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Re: Poetry Competition

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I vote for everyone.


But Felstaff slightly more.

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All of his votes are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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Re: Poetry Competition

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Sprinkles, you didn't enter the competition, you don't get to vote.


I, who can vote, vote for Felstaff.

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Re: Poetry Competition

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I dont think smiley cow voted yet

And i'm not sure if Kimra is counting herself as a potential votee

because it's all so confusing, Crunchy Pete whipped up a chart to show how the votes have fallen so far

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Oh yeah, I should vote!

My vote is for DR.
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Yeah, sorry it wasn't something you knew about, Astrogirl, but thanks for the positive comments anyway. Poetry isn't really my thing, but I wanted to give it a shot anyway and I write what I know.
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Re: Poetry Competition

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GUTCHUCKER wrote:I vote for that one. ^^
Gutchucker, revote.

I'm still debating on who I'm voting for. And yes I get to vote, I entered the competition. I wouldn't have written an horrendous poem if I didn't want to vote as well.
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I vote Felstaff
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Re: Poetry Competition

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My vote goes to DR.

And I'll close the votes with that.
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this is a travesty of justice and good taste
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Re: Poetry Competition

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Crunchy Pete demands a recount

in his favor
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Re: Poetry Competition

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Crunchy Pete wrote:Image
The title of your 'chart amused me no end.

I thought it was clear from my previous post that I was abstaining from voting. Or voting for GUTCHUCKER. I forget which, and get so easily confused.

I did like the first 8 lines of GUTCHUCKER's poem, however. DR's was strong due to its apathetic pithiness. Obviously, GreenCrayon's is the best objectively, technically, and emotionally. Someone should vote for Crunchy Pete.
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Re: Poetry Competition

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Fine then, I change my vote to Crunchy Pete.

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