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Hello,
I remembered a game I used to play, called Sentence at a time story. The title is FAIRLY EXPLANATORY!!!!.
Here's a starting sentence:

Yesterday I set fire to my mother's moose.

To be clear, no matter how it sounds, that is not an euphemism.

The police arresting me was also not a euphemism.

That said I would like to assure you that the entire booking process from fingerprinting and mugshot all the way through the several hours in a holding cell (with accompanying meal of stroganoff served sans utensils) and, ultimately, release upon my own recognizance was entirely euphemistic.

The moose and I, in case you were wondering, have remained as close friends.

The end.

I wish I could've said those words, but the judge sentenced me to 300 hours of community service, and that was only the beginning of my troubles.