[2012-Apr-04] WHY?!

[Ziggy Stardust]

It's more like bleeding through the vagina. Bleeding FROM the vagina would likely be much more painful, in a WTF sense. You know where you're coming from with abdominal pain, at least.

[mcc]

Also if I based my numbers on the forum I'd go with around 50% being men*.

*or women, I'm not sexist

That sounds most accurate, around 50% of readers are men or women I think.

I myself am a man or a woman

[Steve]

Also if I based my numbers on the forum I'd go with around 50% being men*.

*or women, I'm not sexist

That sounds most accurate, around 50% of readers are men or women I think.

And the rest are bots? Or aliens?

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Or giant crabs.

[Kimra]

He-man is more than a man!

[thejakeman]

3-5 days? Who are these lucky women? More like up to 7 days for most ladies I know.

Up to 7 days? My jealousy increases with every estimate... Bastard, delicious vaginas. (Also, more accurately, uteruses.) If he really wanted to encompass more women, he would have gone with 3-9 days.

Seven? Man, women I know can go for up to two weeks

[DonRetrasado]

That's nothing. When they botched my circumcision, I didn't stop bleeding for months.

[ChaoticBrain]

That's nothing. When they botched my circumcision, I didn't stop bleeding for months.

Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you fucking people? Don't go for the mini-guillotine method, no matter how cute you think it would be to re-enact the French Revolution with your dong.

[Sprinkles]

It's futile, there will always be folks who put safety far behind elaborate genitalia-based reeneactments, where everyone's got their penis out and are dressed as commoners and executioners and officials. Half the fun of religion is doing ridiculous things for no reason.

[GUTCHUCKER]

I'm not circumcised. Ha ha, fuck you!

[Lethal Interjection]

I'm not circumcised. Ha ha, fuck you!

So I guess there wasn't a revolution in your pants, then.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

It's too bad Astifas couldn't wait a couple more days to complain.
Yesterday's comic and today's are both left-wing hippier than the one he was whining about.

[GUTCHUCKER]

There is a monarchy in my pants.
And you are not invited.

[Lethal Interjection]

There is a monarchy in my pants.
And you are not invited.

You need an invitation?
From what I had heard, the party was in your pants and everyone was attending.

[DonRetrasado]

I would like to extend to everyone an invitation to the pants party!