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GUTCHUCKER wrote:What's that you're eating there, king of Persia?
pulled pork taco i made
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Edminster wrote:The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.
I may have seen this photo before.
it is my favourite self-portrait, so yeah.

this is my favourite portrait of myself as depicted by another artist, however. You have probably also seen that one.
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My favourite personal picture is sadly undigitized.
It was a picture from my final year in high school, in the yearbook. I still have the yearbook, but I've never scanned it, and ten years later it isn't terribly representative of what I look like now, so I don't have much of a rush.

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I hate all photos of myself. I'm either terribly unphotogenic, or have unrealistic expectations of how I look that will never correct themselves.
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People say I look nothing like my photographs. I guess it's because the photos I carry around with me are just former members of the Baader-Meinhof group, or press releases from Miss Nova Scotia Semi-Finals 1992.
255 characters of free advertising space? I'm selling these line feather jackets...

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Felstaff wrote:Miss Nova Scotia Semi-Finals 1992
I swear Miss Pugwash had the competition in the bag. Robbed, I tell you!
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Edminster wrote:The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.
I wouldn't want the herpes anyways...
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gavin wrote:
Edminster wrote:The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.
I wouldn't want the herpes anyways...
Wow. All gay people have STDs now? That's pretty offensive.
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DonRetrasado wrote:Wow. All gay people have STDs now? That's pretty offensive.
Nope, just Ed. Though, now that you mention it, quite a few of my gay friends do have the occasional blemish showing up around their lips... their dreamy, voluptuous lips...
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I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/DeEYG.jpg

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Guest wrote:I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/DeEYG.jpg
Beautiful.
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LOL SERIOUSLY That's fast ed. I'm good go ahead and delete it. Silly Macs and one scanner not being for public use.

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Guest wrote:I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.
Somewhere out there, someone reading this has just formulated the perfect spambot algorithm.
So he wrote a post about it.
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No, I legit think that post is pretty beautiful. It's got desperation, fear of loss, fear of not being recognised by friends, and use of a familiar medium in an unexpected way. It's not gonna hang on my wall or anything, but it's Art.
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*slow clap*
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Quite good, ed. Yeah, i don't care what happens to the links now. I was in that lab for 7 hours and I didn't want to stay another ten figuring shit out. Be glad I thought of this place first as a good way to quickly take a dump.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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