[2011-May-23] zach is unoriginal

[Gangler]

I used to think I was unique, then one day it came to my attention that I'm really more of an asshole, which is probably somewhere in the top five list of most common things. Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

I'm seemingly undiagnosable in both body and mind though, so that's kind of like being unique, if unique means that no one's quite sure what the hell is wrong with you. Is that what you mean when you say you're unique Eikinkloster? That seven medical experts would have seven different answers for exactly what went wrong when a supposedly loving god inflicted you upon your family?

[Eikinkloster]

Lots of people are actually unique.

And they pay hefty prices.

You're not, you're just a pain.

And that's how I feel about most people, including you, naturally.

[Lethal Interjection]

I'm rubber and you're glue.

[Eikinkloster]

Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

You seem to be learning well then, you're already very agreeable with the SMBC forum crowd, they probably regard you as good company.

[Edminster]

If you hate us so much, why do you keep posting here? Did the XKCD forums finally kick you out?

[Kaharz]

So RC was active from March 18th to May 22nd
Eikinkloster was inactive from from March 6th to May 25th.

Just sayin

[Astrogirl]

I used to think I was unique, then one day it came to my attention that I'm really more of an asshole, which is probably somewhere in the top five list of most common things. Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

I'm seemingly undiagnosable in both body and mind though, so that's kind of like being unique, if unique means that no one's quite sure what the hell is wrong with you. Is that what you mean when you say you're unique Eikinkloster? That seven medical experts would have seven different answers for exactly what went wrong when a supposedly loving god inflicted you upon your family?

Your posts don't really look any assholish.

[Gangler]

I used to think I was unique, then one day it came to my attention that I'm really more of an asshole, which is probably somewhere in the top five list of most common things. Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

I'm seemingly undiagnosable in both body and mind though, so that's kind of like being unique, if unique means that no one's quite sure what the hell is wrong with you. Is that what you mean when you say you're unique Eikinkloster? That seven medical experts would have seven different answers for exactly what went wrong when a supposedly loving god inflicted you upon your family?

Your posts don't really look any assholish.

I belittle your intelligence, doubt the factual accuracy of your statement, and dismiss its' relevance to the discussion at hand. Nya.

[GUTCHUCKER]

I used to think I was unique, then one day it came to my attention that I'm really more of an asshole, which is probably somewhere in the top five list of most common things. Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

If you think you are an asshole, then you aren't. You don't really make poor company either! You do sound kinda mad when ur arguing (as do I apparently), but I know you're not and I'm not about to pass judgement on you for what you say. That in itself makes you unique! I don't mean the fact that I know you aren't mad but the fact that you aren't mad but sound mad I am drinking so much coca cola today and it is messing with my brain. Oh yeah, be more critical. It's healthy!
Me, I kinda waver in between assholishness and being nice, you Classy Lady.

when a supposedly loving god inflicted you upon your family?

I AM AMUSED.

[Eikinkloster]

If you hate us so much, why do you keep posting here? Did the XKCD forums finally kick you out?

Oh, come on, I don't hate the SMBC forum crowd... nor does it hate me in such unison with you as you'd like to have us believe.

[DonRetrasado]

If you hate us so much, why do you keep posting here? Did the XKCD forums finally kick you out?

Oh, come on, I don't hate the SMBC forum crowd... nor does it hate me in such unison with you as you'd like to have us believe.

That's a pretty big assumption.

[Eikinkloster]

That's a pretty big assumption.

I stand corrected. It should be "in unison with you and DonRetrasado".

[DonRetrasado]

That's a pretty big assumption.

I stand corrected. It should be "in unison with you and DonRetrasado".

Hahah I don't hate you, I'm joking around. I can't say that you're objectively a bad person just by reading your posts. However, you could seriously stand to be a little more cool with other people. It's like you have no concept of social cohesion.

[GUTCHUCKER]

I am incapable of sustained hate due to my lightning-bolt attention span

[Loraxxe]

I used to think I was unique, then one day it came to my attention that I'm really more of an asshole, which is probably somewhere in the top five list of most common things. Being overly critical of everything and doubting the most widely known facts while dismissing matters often viewed with significance doesn't really make me unique so much as it makes me really poor company.

I'm seemingly undiagnosable in both body and mind though, so that's kind of like being unique, if unique means that no one's quite sure what the hell is wrong with you. Is that what you mean when you say you're unique Eikinkloster? That seven medical experts would have seven different answers for exactly what went wrong when a supposedly loving god inflicted you upon your family?

Your family curiously goes without the label of "loving," so perhaps that covers it? God or no, most parents seem to deserve their children.